Photography workshop at XOYO

October 17, 2011 CULTURE 1 Comment
Photography workshop at XOYO

TMC photographer Holly Falconer currently has a solo exhibition running at XOYO in east London until October 31st. Covering her projects on London lesbians, female friendships and asexuality – as well as some club photography, Technicolour Hymns is worth a visit if you’re interested in girls and/or um London. … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Holla, September 29th

October 5, 2011 SCENE No Comments
Cake snaps at Holla, September 29th

by Upside Down Cake

So I get in and the first thought that comes to mind is:
“Where do all these girls come from?! Where have they been hiding?” … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Queen Bees, September 24th

October 3, 2011 SCENE 1 Comment
Cake snaps at Queen Bees, September 24th

by Upside Down Cake

GOLD was certainly all over queen Bees’ 5th anniversary party this September with glitter, balloons, outfits, make up and other accessories! … Continue Reading

Ellen Page is gay, the Pope is Catholic, she had a thing with Drew Barrymore

August 3, 2011 WE LIKE 13 Comments
Ellen Page is gay, the Pope is Catholic, she had a thing with Drew Barrymore

by Battenberg Cake

Have you heard? Apparently Ellen Page loves the ladies. I mean, it was pretty obvious, right? When Juno came out, I was like, “I already find it hard to believe that anyone, let alone Ellen Page, wants to have sex with Michael Cera.”

Not so for the unnamed hack behind V-Generation, who’s just outed Page with a laundry list of her past conquests. AND IT INCLUDES LOTS OF LADIES LIKE DREW BARRYMORE AND CLEA DU VALL.  … Continue Reading

The L Word and Me: The lesbian sitcom that just keeps giving

August 1, 2011 CULTURE 4 Comments
The L Word and Me: The lesbian sitcom that just keeps giving

by Kendal Mint Cake

I remember when The L Word hit Living TV back in 2004. I was 16. I’d sneak downstairs every Thursday night at 10pm and tape it off our TV and onto VHS. I only had one VHS tape and all I knew was that I had to see this show, and it had to be in private. … Continue Reading

Battenberg’s guide to female ejaculation

May 31, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 6 Comments
Battenberg’s guide to female ejaculation

by Battenberg Cake

I remember the first time I did it. My first ever girlfriend was going down on me and she suddenly shot right up, alarmed. “Oh my god, you just came in my mouth,” she said. I mumbled something like, “yeah of course I did can I pass out now”. … Continue Reading

Sex etcetera: On sex toys, buying them, using them and keeping them

May 17, 2011 LOVE-LIFE No Comments
Sex etcetera: On sex toys, buying them, using them and keeping them

by Fish Cake

If variety is the spice of life, then it is an indispensable part of a healthy and active sex life. Though some lesbians shun them – for reasons are beyond me – sex toys are a fantastic addition to one’s sex life, serving not only to de-vanilla the most perfunctory of sexual relationships, but also to help stave off that dreaded homo affliction – Lesbian Bed Death. … Continue Reading

Oh wait, you’re a lesbian?! Coping mechanisms for stereotyping.

April 27, 2011 WE LIKE 9 Comments
Oh wait, you’re a lesbian?! Coping mechanisms for stereotyping.

by Pupcake

“That is so cool, man, because like I was a hippie so I’m really, really cool with it, in fact I even thought you might be one, you know? I mean I could tell. So are you the femme or the butch?” … Continue Reading

Sex etcetera: On having sex on the first date

April 14, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 7 Comments
Sex etcetera: On having sex on the first date

by Fish Cake

I had a chat with a friend the other day. In between games of pool and rounds of vodka + tonic, I, in my infinite lesbian wisdom, was asked for advice – girl advice. Well, I said, tell me what you know. Amongst the impressive (?) list he reeled off was one particular gem that caught my ear: ‘…and if a girl puts out on the first date, she’s easy’. … Continue Reading

Tuesday Top Ten… worst times to run into an ex

April 12, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 3 Comments
Tuesday Top Ten… worst times to run into an ex

by Gingerbread

There’s no good time to run into an ex, really – if she’s someone you don’t want to see, then you’re never going to be prepared for that unexpected drop in your stomach at the mere sight of her. But as if an impromptu encounter with an ex under normal circumstances just isn’t traumatic enough… … Continue Reading

TMC Reviews: ‘A Marine Story’ the lesbian soldier film

April 3, 2011 CULTURE 4 Comments
TMC Reviews: ‘A Marine Story’ the lesbian soldier film

by Kendal Mint Cake

A decorated marine officer unexpectedly returns home from the war and is quickly recruited to help a troubled teen prepare for boot camp, but when the true reasons for her return become known it threatens the future for both of them.’

Now this may say more about me than it does about lesbian cinema, but on reading the press release for ‘A Marine Story,’ I immediately rubbed my hands and prepared for a ‘Loving Annabelle’ style teacher/pupil lezathon. … Continue Reading

Lesbo laziness (Or, please stop telling me about this new club, I’m not interested)

March 21, 2011 SCENE 16 Comments
Lesbo laziness (Or, please stop telling me about this new club, I’m not interested)

by Battenberg Cake

It’s hard being a lesbian. I don’t mean stuff like homophobia or job discrimination or being yelled at on the street, which is totally important and should be taken seriously (although probably not in this article). I mean it’s really difficult being a lesbian if you’re lazy. Like I am. … Continue Reading

Is mad the new gay?

March 20, 2011 RIGHT ON 4 Comments
Is mad the new gay?

by Muffin

There are certain questions that are unlikely to be answered in any book of etiquette. For one, what is the correct way to inform your boss/colleagues/any new acquaintances that you are not heterosexual? Arrive at the office one day wearing an “I love K.D. Lang” T-shirt? Possibly, but somewhat lacking in finesse. … Continue Reading

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