FOUR lesbians who look like Justin Bieber: THAT BBC clip…

June 10, 2011 WE LIKE 3 Comments
FOUR lesbians who look like Justin Bieber: THAT BBC clip…

by Lemon Tart

Someone alerted our attention to this clip on twitter this morning. … Continue Reading

Call for entries for the Pride Photo Awards 2011

June 9, 2011 CULTURE 1 Comment
Call for entries for the Pride Photo Awards 2011

by Lemon Tart

The deadline is nearing for entries for the Pride Photo Awards 2011, an international competition that furthers LGBT acceptance through photography. Winning work will be displayed at the Foam_Photography Museum Amsterdam throughout September, and then will travel abroad. … Continue Reading

How to do a British seaside holiday without it being rubbish

May 23, 2011 TRAVEL 2 Comments
How to do a British seaside holiday without it being rubbish

by Lemon Tart

Oh look! TMC is doing an obligatory summer holiday recession article. Just in case your Monday wasn’t already irritating enough, I invite you to dwell on the possibilities of spending less money on a beach holiday if – like me – you simply cannot afford to go to the Caribbean this summer. And even if you can, looks like the Icelandic ash that’s about to cast its gloomy spell across the UK will stop us going anywhere fast. … Continue Reading

Yeeha: Desert Hearts pop up shoot at Fringe!

April 23, 2011 CULTURE 1 Comment
Yeeha: Desert Hearts pop up shoot at Fringe!

by Lemon Tart

According to Wikipedia, this kitsch-fest’s director is due to write a sequel. I can’t decide if I’m more excited about this or the fact that William & Kate, The Movie will be shown on Channel 5 tomorrow. … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Twat Boutique w/ Fringe! Festival Opening Party, April 7th

April 13, 2011 SCENE No Comments
Cake snaps at Twat Boutique w/ Fringe! Festival Opening Party, April 7th

by Lemon Tart

“Where do you get your hair done?”

The fact that my answer to that is currently “Dalston Superstore” results in some confused looks. … Continue Reading

Last chance to see: British Art Show 7 at the Hayward Gallery

April 4, 2011 CULTURE No Comments
Last chance to see: British Art Show 7 at the Hayward Gallery

by Lemon Tart

“I miss being 10 years old,” someone remarked to me this weekend. “Being in a place where there’s a set purpose to life, and it’s so easy to be happy.”

If you want to experience something that affirms the opposite: that being an adult in 2011 is terrifying but wonderful, visit British Art Show 7: in the Last Days of the Comet (closing on April 17th).
… Continue Reading

TMC’s picks of what to see at the London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival 2011

March 29, 2011 CULTURE No Comments
TMC’s picks of what to see at the London Lesbian and Gay Film Festival 2011

by Lemon Tart

If you’re the kind of person who preplans their outfits before you go to sleep, and has a panic attack if you forget to bring your special concoction of daily vitamins on holiday with you, don’t bother reading this. … Continue Reading

Music Video Monday: Cut Copy and Lady Gaga

March 7, 2011 MUSICMAKERS 1 Comment
Music Video Monday: Cut Copy and Lady Gaga

by Lemon Tart

Hello. So it looks like today is still cold despite the sun showing his face, and apparently it’s also still Monday. At least 14 hours left to go of that I’m afraid.

So, to save you from Mondayitis (a real condition – urban dictionary says so YEP) … Continue Reading

How to dress this Spring, Coco Sumner-style

February 2, 2011 FASHION 8 Comments
How to dress this Spring, Coco Sumner-style

by Lemon Tart

I think this pic was taken a while ago, but no matter. … Continue Reading

Music Video Monday: New Hercules and Love Affair and Lezzie Glee Cheerleaders

January 10, 2011 MUSICMAKERS No Comments
Music Video Monday: New Hercules and Love Affair and Lezzie Glee Cheerleaders

by Lemon Tart

It’s Monday and it’s grey outside. So grey in fact that the sky could almost be a blueprint for a nineties Homebase wall colour. … Continue Reading

Five rubbish lezzo films for rubbish hungover times

December 29, 2010 CULTURE 5 Comments
Five rubbish lezzo films for rubbish hungover times

by Lemon Tart

Here at cake HQ, we’re basically new wave separatism revivalists*. So, not only do we not buy a bus ticket from a man, we refuse to talk to anyone straight. Ever. Problematic when seeing our parents at Christmas, for example. … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Other People’s Twats, December 17th

December 20, 2010 SCENE 10 Comments
Cake snaps at Other People’s Twats, December 17th

by Lemon Tart

Before getting to this night, my drunken friends and I accidentally ended up in the wrong building, just down the street. Queue wandering through a burrow of staircases in some random block, and eventually running into an old man pushing a brightly-coloured wagon, covered in radios of various sizes that were blasting out 60s psychedelia. … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Twat Boutique, December 2nd

December 6, 2010 SCENE 2 Comments
Cake snaps at Twat Boutique, December 2nd

by Lemon Tart

It’s a funny thing, clubbing. … Continue Reading

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