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* Clam Jam #14Clam Jam #14

Time: 9:00 pm

Slutty and Tattooed 14th or As We Call It ” cLAM jAM + AKA gET iT oN in a Really Inappropriate Way That Frightens Your Mother and Fingers Your Cat on the Way Out Kinda Way”.
Since We All Know That Every Professional Lesbian Needs a Great Tattoo, AKA London Will Be Giving Out All Night a Super Special Tattoo Voucher That Guarantees You 10% off Which Ever One Of Their Artist You Use.
Dalston Superstore
117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB

* Lounge Summer Closing PartyLounge Summer Closing Party

Time: 8:00 pm

We’re sorry to announce that we have decided not to host any more regular Lounge nights.
We had hoped to come back in the autumn after a break but unfortunately, it’s not viable to run a monthly night. We’ve had a ball getting to see Loungers old and new come through the doors of our fabulous venue, Voltaire. Thank you to those who supported us.
We may well look into running something on a less frequent basis, but in the meantime let’s focus on making Friday 4th July the best Lounge ever.
For those of you who know Christine Townsend, the lady behind the Lounge for the past twelve years, you can also help us celebrate her birthday.
As it’s probably going to be a busy one, we’re putting tickets on sale now – we’ve extended the number of £5 early tickets that are available (which are nearly sold out). We can’t wait to see you there!
We’re going to open again at 8pm so make sure you get down early. We won’t be reserving tables this time, so ensure you arrive as early as possible to get your seat.
Buy tickets to the Lounge summer closing party now!
Where: Voltaire, 19 New Bridge Street, London, EC4V 6DB
When: Friday 4th June from 8pm
Who: Sophisticated, discerning and gorgeous ladies and their devilishly handsome boys
Door: Limited £5 early bird tickets then £10 in advance (limited tickets on the door £15)
Music: Classic disco, soulful house, retro grooves and ironic anthems

* 4th July Party with Dj SandraD4th July Party with Dj SandraD

Time: 9:00 pm

It’s America’s Independence Day this Friday so why not grab the opportunity and wear your double denim, sporty outfit, baseball cap or just come as you are. Dj Sandra D will play her mix of chart anthems from current to classic – with a few American themes thrown in.
“Just like the sky, like the 4th of July” DJ Sandra D is ready to light the ‘fireworks’ on the dance floor and bring a storm of colorful tunes to your ears. Apart from the great music and wonderful atmosphere, Bar Titania will have some American styled cocktails, created by the lovely Rita, on offer all night.
Bar Titania Women and Guest Bar
75 Charing Cross Road, WC2H 0NE London

* KurtKurt

Time: 10:00 pm

Kurt is back to celebrate the best of 90s alternative rock, grunge, Riot Grrl, Britpop, shoegaze with extra bits from before and after. Last time we commemorated Kurt Cobain’s death, this time we’re just Cannonballing in the basement of Vogue Fabrics!
The Lovely Jonjo, The Duchess of Pork and special guest Laurence Del Rey will give you all that decade had to offer. And more! Again!
Nirvana / Hole / Bikini Kill / The Breeders / Sleater Kinney / PJ Harvey / Throwing Muses / Weezer / Soundgarden…
Vogue Fabrics
66 Stoke Newington Road, N16 7XB London

* CreateCreate

Time: 9:00 pm

We’re back with a bang (no short circuits this time!) at Labels Soho where we’ve got a special Late Licence until 3am for this party!
Create is a night for the LBQ community and we are all about meeting new people and giving you the chance to choose your own music all night. Request the songs you want to hear via Facebook or Twitter (@CreateYourNight) before and on the night.
23 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 4RR London

* Lemon JuiceLemon Juice

Time: 10:00 pm

new queer night in east hosted by G J R L
doors >> 10pm
entry >> £3
——>> G J R L
>> music that will make you wanna dance on the tables
>> cheap drinksss
Moustache Bar, 58 Stoke Newington Rd, London N16 7XB

* Dick and FannyDick and Fanny

Time: 10:00 pm

It’s summer, the sun’s out and Dick and Fanny is back for our July outing at Dance Tunnel. This time round we welcome a double header of guests from the USA. The Carry Nation (NYC) and Dr Sleep (SF) have been on our wishlist for a while and we’re excited to finally have them play at Dick and Fanny. Support comes from Michelle Manetti who has graced our decks on several previous occasions.
Dance Tunnel
95 Kingsland High St, E8 2PB London

* Clam Jam #15Clam Jam #15

Time: 9:00 pm

15th Or As We Like to Call It ” Packin C is Off to Lanzarote The Little Bastard Which is Ok Cause I get To Scissor With Nova all Night Long, But He Better Not Get a Better Tan Then Me or He Better Not Bother Coming Back”.
This is a Holiday Inspired cLAM jAM Since I am On One at The Moment. When I Come Back It’s Gonna Be More Lesbiany then Crocks on an Island Before Sunset. More Sizzling Then a Clam on a Hot Barbecue. And for Sure More Red Hot Then a British Lesbian Trying To Get a Mediterranean Tan But Looking More Like A Pepper.
YES it’s Summer cLAM jAM!

* Fanny PackFanny Pack

Time: 10:00 pm

Fanny Pack is now every third Friday of the month at the Waiting Room – woohoo!
On the decks:
< < Resident DJs B-LOW & G-CHILD > >
Rad visuals by:
Plus: free sweets / glowsticks / cheap early entry
Friday 18th July, 10pm til late
£3 entry before 11:30pm, £5 after
The Waiting Room, 175 Stoke Newington High Street, N16 0LH (underneath the Three Crowns Pub)

* The T club is PAN’S PEOPLEThe T club is PAN’S PEOPLE

Time: 9:00 pm

summer continues at The T with more sexy shenanigans in a safe and inclusive space, for transgender, genderqueer and all in between people with the right attitude.
as i said before, bigotry and phobia won’t be tolerated and if you wanna bitch and gossip, do it elsewhere.
we like to dress up, dance and make a little love here, so join us. it’s fun and the entry is free.
sunday clubbing at its best and we are creating new and fresh memories and not emulating the past.
Dalston Superstore
117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB, London

* Out on the Dock 2014Out on the Dock 2014

Time: 12:00 pm

Tobacco Dock
London’s original gay dance festival, Summer Rites, joins forces this July with the team behind Winter Pride to bring you OUT ON THE DOCK 2014. With a 8000 capacity this will be the capital’s biggest LGBT festival !
On Saturday, July 26th from midday until 11pm for the first time ever one of London’s most unique and historic venues plays host to festival that will cater for all and that the weather can’t spoil including:
3,000 capacity main dance arena featuring an amazing line up plus …Girls arena , Cabaret Shows , Bear Vault , East Bloc , Sink The Pink Stage and much, much more to be announced

* 3 Years of Holla!3 Years of Holla!

Time: 9:00 pm

Come party with us for our 3rd Birthday on Saturday 26th July!!
3 WHOLE YEARS EY ? its emotional.
We got Hollagurl$, DJ D’Afro, MDMX and more TBC for all a y’all – It’s gonna be BIG!!
The Macbeth, Hoxton St, Shoreditch
FREE before 10pm / £5 after
9 -2

* Stav B’s Liquor BarStav B’s Liquor Bar

Time: 7:00 pm

summer continues at stav B’s liquor bar with tailor made and unique concoctions, with and/ or without alcohol.
this month, i shall be making a small and concise list of fruity cocktails, with fresh fruit, blended and mashed, shaken and stirred full of flavours and colour.
Bitters & RYE cocktail club
2 exmouth market, EC1R 4PX London

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