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* October Gin MasterclassesOctober Gin Masterclasses

Time: 7:30 pm

Do you want to drink fine gins & learn stuff? Then promptly sign yourself up to one of our October Masterclasses.
Peters & Co. Gin Palace
9 Broadway Market, E8 4PH London
Thu 2nd Oct — ELEPHANT
Thu 16th Oct — FEVER-TREE
Thu 23rd Oct — HAYMANS
Thu 30th Oct — PORTOBELLO ROAD No. 171
Peters & Co. Gin Palace, 9 Broadway Market, London E8 4PH

* Clam Jam #20Clam Jam #20

Time: 9:00 pm

20th Slutty One Or ” Who’s Left The Skirt On The Banister and Lost Their Knickers In The Toilets of Superstore at The Last cLAM jAM” Edition Of Sluttiest East London Lady Loving, Pussy Diving, Pleasure Giving Night.
Dalston Superstore
117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB London

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* Lemon Juice #2Lemon Juice #2

Time: 9:00 pm

Summer is almost over but don’t be sad because our new fave queer party Lemon Juice is back!
FREE before 10pm/£5 after
DJs //
GJRL
Bear Unit
Lola’s dj
Michelle Manetti
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HYSTERIA BAR
578 Kingsland Road, London E8 4AH, UK

* Lemon Juice #2Lemon Juice #2

Time: 9:00 pm

Summer is almost over but don’t be sad because our new fave queer party Lemon Juice is back!
FREE before 10pm/£5 after
DJs //
GJRL
Lola’s dj
Michelle Manetti
VISUALS //
CLaudia Mallart Toupy
HYSTERIA BAR
578 Kingsland Road, London E8 4AH, UK

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* Dick and Fanny: The Last EverDick and Fanny: The Last Ever

Time: 10:00 pm

That’s it peeps, this is the end. We will be celebrating our 5th birthday and with it we will also bid farewell to Dick And Fanny. It’s been a long and beautiful journey, full of amazing talents, dance moves and glorious sounds. It is now time to part but it will not be without tears. We made a lot of friends along the way and we are very grateful for that. We will send Dick And Fanny off at The Star of Bethnal Green, where it all started… and to do that in style we have the immense pleasure to welcome LAUREN FLAX (CREEP INTL) again, who will be coming down exclusively for us from NYC. And because this is a special one, we will also be celebrating Lauren’s birthday AND the UK release of her sumptuous track Pleasure Principle featuring the wonderful Kim Ann Foxman. To top it all off, HOUSE OF SHADE (Berlin), THE LOVELY JONJO and MICHELLE MANETTI will also be there to make sure your feet get a stomping. This is going to be a big and emotional one, so come down early! We can’t wait to see all your smily faces and sweaty pants on the dancefloor, one last time…
The Star of Bethnal Green, 359 Bethnal Green Road, E26LG, London

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* FISHYFISHY

Time: 9:00 pm

*DANCE*POP*DISCO*
A Thursday night knee-up brought to you by the power of three. The nevery-fishy always-bitchy queen Sharon Husbands hosts two of her favourite gal pals – Casio Jo and Penelope Edmund. We’ll bring a night of dance, pop and disco, to ease you into your weekend. Expect some bad sailor drag, a mermaid or two and a strange version of go-fish.
DJs:Casio Jo, Penelope Edmund
Hostess: Dr Sharon Husbands
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Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB London

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* DREAMLAND SOCIAL CLUBDREAMLAND SOCIAL CLUB

Time: 9:00 pm

DREAMLAND SOCIAL CLUB presents a weirdo disco where queer yesteryear and future freaks collide.
THIS MONTH WE WELCOME:
VAG HALEN \\ Toronto-based feminist queer covers band (feat Katie Sketch, formerly of The Organ) “bringin’ the bad with a dash of ass”. Self-described as an art-rock performance piece, they recently took their canny must-see versions of macho cock-rock classics to the Venice Biennale. Dreamland Social Club is psyched to bring you their exclusive London debut.
SKINNY GIRL DIET \\ This ferocious riot grrl gang from London have been whipping up a storm with their powerful, unpretentious punk. Viv Albertine’s already a fan, come and see why.
ADVANCE TICKETS: £6
£7 on the door (£5 before 9.30)
The Alley Cat, 4 Denmark St, London WC2H 8LP

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* Ruby Tuesdays Vs Clam JamRuby Tuesdays Vs Clam Jam

Time: 9:00 pm

If you’re ready to dance your asses off, you know where to be.
** cLAM vS rUBY ** dALSTON vS sOHO **
#RnB #lesbian #hiphop #girls #pop #moregirls #clamjam
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Ruby Tuesdays, Ku Bar, 30 Lisle Street, WC2H 7BA London

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* Clam Jam #21Clam Jam #21

Time: 9:00 pm

21st New York Edition Or ” Guess Who’s Coming All The Way From NY To Satisfy All Of Your Minge Binging, Phallic Shape Lovin’, Eat a Titty Cake Dont Forget To Lick the Cream of Me Lesbo Ways. Yes, Its Juliana Huxtable and We Are cLAM jAM.
DALSTON SUPERSTORE
FREE ALL NIGHT

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* Boptober: Unskinny BopBoptober: Unskinny Bop

Time: 10:00 pm

Guess who’s back?
Queer dancing joy for freaks & geeks. Party time my pretties!
The Star of Bethnal Green
359 Bethnal Green Road, E26LG London

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* Fanny PackFanny Pack

Time: 10:00 pm

It’s the final Fanny Pack of 2014 and it’s going to be EPIC!
It’s also the last of our monthly nights for a while, so if you want to get your 90s fix, get your asses onto the dancefloor…
The Waiting Room, 175 Stoke Newington High Street, N16 0LH London

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* Club LesleyClub Lesley

Time: 9:00 pm

IT IS TIME FOR THAT BIG LEZZY SOUFFLE.
MDMX, SJT, MADPANTS, JULIAN VON PETROVOSKY (SINK THE PINK) AND SPECIAL GUEST LYDIA (BITE)
DALSTON SUPERSTORE
£5 AFTER 10PM

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* R & SheR & She

Time: 9:00 pm

A Night Dedicated To The QUEENS Of R&B & HIP-HOP 1990-PresentEverybody in the club get TIPSY!
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This NEW BITCH opens an hour earlier at 9pm and it’s FREE before 10.30pm so get yo sweet asses down early!
As usual it’s BACK TO BIDNESS as Team R & She return to WORK that BOOTY with the QUEENS of R&B & HIP-HOP from the 90′s to present!
QBoy, David Oh and Neil Prince are your resident DJs all set to CHANGE YOUR LIFE and make you pop your PU$$Y and BOUNCE to the likes of:
IGGY AZALEA – BEYONCE – NICKI MINAJ – JANET JACKSON – EN VOGUE – RIHANNA – FOXY BROWN – KELIS – AZEALIA BANKS – M.I.A. – MARIAH CAREY – TLC – CIARA – WHITNEY HOUSTON
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Tipsy
20 Stoke Newington Road, N16 7XN London

* Luscious School Disco Luscious School Disco

Time: 9:00 pm

It’s half term !!! So what better way to celebrate than to have a school disco?
Along with all the usual soul, funk and disco dance classics, we’ll be throwing in some rock and pop tunes reminiscent of the school yard days…
So grab a tie, shirt, plimsolls, shorts or skirt and enjoy tunes from 70′s/80′s and 90′s from our ‘naughty but nice’ selection of classics.
Women only night (men as guests)
Union, 88-90 George St, London W1U 8PA
9pm-2am

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* Clam Jam #22Clam Jam #22

Time: 9:00 pm

22nd or “Shit Yer Lesbo Knickers But Please Put It in a 90 Degrees Wash” Halloween Bonanza that cLAM jAM Promises To be and Never Fails To Deliver.
This One IS Gonna Be Scarier Then Jessie J Showing Up To The Party With Her ” I Love Cock, Honest, Just Look At My Boyfriend Hair I Grew” And Fooling Exactly No-one.
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Dalston Superstore

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* Stav B’s liquor barStav B’s liquor bar

Time: 7:00 pm

Stav B’s liquor bar is SATAN’S WHISKERS

* THE MADHOUSETHE MADHOUSE

Time: 9:00 pm

LYNDELL, LRN & NOVA present
In Ivy’s Basement below Ivy’s Mess Hall
A Halloween Extravaganza for Goths & Sloths, Freaks & Geeks, Witches & Bitches, Sluts & Guts, Fangs & Bangs, Dykes & Frights, Queens & Screams and general dark children of the night

* Holla! + The Vibe HalloweenHolla! + The Vibe Halloween

Time: 10:00 pm

Holla! and The Vibe are teaming up to bring you a super fly freakayyy special…
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The Macbeth
70 Hoxton Street, N1 6LP London

   
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