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* CLAM JAM #16CLAM JAM #16

Time: 9:00 pm

16th Or ” Tanned as Fuck” as We Like to Call it, Where Me and Packin C will Be Prancing Around in Corals and Neons, Showing Off Our Gorgeous Tans Whilst Playing Some Bam Back To Back Tunes. If You Dont Have Bright Colors in Your Lesbian Closets, Please do Come Naked. Tar.
This One is Gonna Be as Sweaty as a Lesbian at the Local Fishmongers Queueing For That Last Haddock. As Slippery as a Fresh Clam in yer Maaarf. As Wet and Hot as Prawn Chowder in A Hot Summers Day.
Oh YES its cLAM jAM!
Dalston Superstore
117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB London

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* We Live in Our Dreams PrivViewWe Live in Our Dreams PrivView

Time: 7:00 pm

WE LIVE IN OUR DREAMS
COLLAGÉ EXHIBITION FROM GARY RUSSELL
EXHIBITION RUN – THURSDAY 14TH AUGUST – SUNDAY 9TH NOVEMBER 2014
PRIVATE VIEW – WEDNESDAY 13TH AUGUST 2014 – 7PM
DALSTON SUPERSTORE
117 KINGSLAND HIGH STREET E8 2PB

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* HOLLA HEARTBEAT$ @ LERRYN’S HOLLA HEARTBEAT$ @ LERRYN’S

Time: 7:00 pm

*SPECIAL SLOW JAMZ NIGHT*
We are taking over ‘Fun Fridays’ this month at Lerryn’s cafe bar south of the river, for a one off Holla! special
Come down for a chilled night of slow jams, reggae and heartbeatzzzzz, cocktails, beers and a big garden, what more do ya need?
*** FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHT ***
Lerryn’s
200 Rye Lane, Peckham
7-11pm

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* Unskinny Summer BopUnskinny Summer Bop

Time: 10:00 pm

BACK for summer dancing fun, come party with us!
Bring: smiles and a determination to dance
Wear: whatever the hell you like
£5 on the door (£3 before 11/concessions)
**Unskinny Bop is a vintage queer disco celebrating sincerity and enthusiasm by playing pop music of all genres for an all-inclusive dancefloor. COME PARTY http://www.unskinnybop.co.uk/ **
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The Star of Bethnal Green,
359 Bethnal Green Road, E26LG London

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* The T Club is ABBAThe T Club is ABBA

Time: 9:00 pm

all things ABBA, will conclude summer 2014, in the month of august.
i have loved ABBA, since my teens and i still do. they are timeless and amazing. this is my small homage to them, especially, the women.
as always, the themes are a perfect excuse to dress up and indulge in some dance shenanigans and other entertainment.
as always, The T club is a night for transgender, genderqueer and all in between people, withe the right attitude
Dalston Superstore
117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB London

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* Clam Jam #17Clam Jam #17

Time: 9:00 pm

17th Or ” Vintage Lesbian Shenanigans ” as We Like to Call it, Where Moi and Packin’ C Will be Chasing You Around With Our Assortment Of Vintage Wooden Dildos Around The Superstore Whilst You All Squeal in Delight Like Sexy Little Lesbo Piggies. Squeal Dammit, Squeal.
This One is Gonna Be as Squeaky As Maud in Fingersmith just Before She Gets Impaled Into a Wooden One and Loves it. As Shuffly as a Fanny in Vintage Lace. As Hot as a Lesbian in a Deconstructed Doily. Oh YES its cLAM jAM!
Gay Boyfriends and Trannies Welcome
Dalston Superstore
117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB London

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* Bank Holiday at Bar TitaniaBank Holiday at Bar Titania

Time: 8:00 pm

Friday – Summer Lovin’ with DJ Tayylor Made playing some seriously good tunes with pop, R&B and whatever she feels in the mood to play for everyone. Added pre carnival cocktails too.
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Saturday – LollyPop – Sweet pop and RnB with Ruby Tuesdays DJ Sandra D and special guest DJ Deejay D’afro on the decks. Why not have Ruby Tuesdays twice in one week?!
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Sunday – The Breeze Out – enjoying drinks and soaking up the (hopefully) sunshine outside on the patio as well as indoors (in case it rains, we are in Britain) Cheap drinks before everyone heading off to Mint for the evening.
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Bar Titania Women and Guest Bar
75 Charing Cross Road, WC2H 0NE London

* Club LesleyClub Lesley

Time: 9:00 pm

EY UP, SHE’S BACK
SPECIAL LEZZY SOUFFLE:
MDMX, SJT, LRN, MADPANTS, DJ D’AFRO
AND SPECIAL GUEST VON PETROVOSKY
DALSTON SUPERSTORE
£5 AFTER 10PM
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* Luscious Summer Lovin’Luscious Summer Lovin’

Time: 9:00 pm

Come down & dance to all those sea, sand and soul dance classics…Relax with a few sunshine cocktails to set the scene…
Music: 70s/ 80s/ 90s
Over 21s
Union
88-90 George Street, London, W1U 8PA

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* MINT at the Shadow Lounge MINT at the Shadow Lounge

Time: 9:00 pm

For one night only MINT hosts at the Opulent Shadow Lounge on Brewer Street, Soho.
Join MINT on Sunday 24th August for their renowned Bank Holiday Sunday Parties.
With the Shadow Lounge recently undergoing a massive facelift – we thought we would give it a whirl and let you check it out amid lots of gorgeous MINT regulars.

* LazertitzLazertitz

Time: 9:00 pm

“Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbours Titz, It Shall be Deemed Greedy. And Full Of Extra Calories.”
Book of Lazerz- chapter 8 paragraph 11
Hannah Holland & Sister Pantychrist team up for yet another scorcher of a bank holiday sunday party for all of you who love Girlz, Lazerz, Titz and Nunz.
We Intend to keep on bringing incredible female artists to the Lazerpitt for all of your dancing pleasures.
Dalston Superstore
117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB, London

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* Kate Bush nightKate Bush night

Time: 7:00 pm

Join Grimehouse on the first night of Kate’s shows (that you’re not going to) for a celebration of all things Kate Bush. The music, the videos, the dancing and the odd film she did with Miranda Richardson.
Share your battle for ticket stories and find support among friends.
OR maybe you got tickets and want to come and get excited or rub people noses in it.
Hosted by John Sizzle
Tickets £10
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Hackney Attic, 270 Mare St, London E8 1HE

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* HOLLA!HOLLA!

Time: 9:00 pm

August what you sayyyyin’ – double the trouble this month. Holla Heartbeatz was super fun, but THIS is the one its all about…
30th August @ The Macbeth , Hoxton
FREE before 10pm / £5 after
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*** S U P E R S T A R D J S ***
DJ ROGUE
KID KOBRA
DJ D’AFRO
HOLLAGURL$

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