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* Clam Jam #9Clam Jam #9

Time: 9:00 pm

Ninth Spring Edition of Lesbo Fest Retreat Resort That is cLAM jAM.
Get Your Sunnies, Your Bikinis and Your Sun Cream Ready Ladies, this One is Gonna Be HOT.
Hotter then Demi Moore Doing Push Ups Sweating Cobblers in G.I.Jane, Sweatier Then Gina Gershon Fixing Your Sink Pipes in a White Wife Beater, Wetter Then Somerset The Other Month.
Gay boyfriends and Trannies Welcome.
Free Flowing Jam and Over Flowing Jars All Night Long
Playing:
MDMX
(http://soundcloud.com/mdmx)
PACKIN’ C ( aka CATHAL )
(https://soundcloud.com/cathal-1)
THURSDAY 2ND OF APRIL
DALSTON SUPERSTORE
SLEAZE 2 PLEAZE
cLAM dUB
R n’ Booty
nEO sOUL
Fair Play
hIP hOE
Sample Hevee
FREE ALL NIGHT

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* MINT does StockholmMINT does Stockholm

Time: 6:30 pm

MINT are back for the second in a series of pop up parties this time at the gorgeous Milk Bar situated at Grace on Great Windmill street W1 – with a Swedish twist on the night and a chance to WIN a city break for 2 to SOPHISTICATED STOCKHOLM, courtesy of the Gay and Lesbian Network of the STOCKHOLM VISITOR’S BOARD, in partnership with SAS Scandinavian Airlines and the Hotel Skeppsholmen.
For the first part of the night we are going to back to the roots of the MINT network, so bring along your business card or contact details to enter the free prize draw, wear your best smile and get to know other MINT members, as the saying goes a simple hello could lead to a million things – so don’t be shy.

* Lounge: the rebirthLounge: the rebirth

Time: 8:00 pm

We’re pleased to announce that we have secured Voltaire once again for Lounge:The Rebirth.
We have a very limited number of £5 early bird tickets. Once these are sold out, tickets are £10 in advance. We sold out within a day for our last event, so make sure you hurry!
We’ve had amazing feedback on our great venue, wonderful staff, excellent (warm and covered) smoking area, great music and general Lounge loveliness, so we’re pleased to say we’ll continue to offer two for one cocktails before 10pm in addition to table bookings and extra special birthday celebrations for those who fancy spending their special day (and night) with us.
Just contact us for more information at hello@welovelounge.co.uk.
See you there!

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* The Most Cake BookclubThe Most Cake Bookclub

Time: 2:00 pm

The Royal George, 133 Charing Cross Road, London, WC2H 0EA
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Reading The Letters of Vita Sackville-West to Virginia Woolf.
Even if you haven’t read the set text, please still come as it is informal!

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* TLC AprilTLC April

Time: 9:00 pm

We heard that spring was on the way…
whatever, it’s time for another TLC with happeeeeee hour
3 cocktails for a tenner 9-10pm
Tequila & Carlsberg £3.50 all night
Pop & R’n'B supplied by Deejay D’afro & Valerio
TLC is at Green Carnation and is £5 all night.
4-5 Greek St, London W1D 4DD

* SPICE WORLD NIGHTSPICE WORLD NIGHT

Time: 9:00 pm

SPICE WORLD SING-QUOTE-DRAG ALONG
Amy Grimehouse and Fringe Film Fest present Spice World THE Spice Girls Movie.
Sing – Quote – Drag -Along
Details and tickets coming v soon.

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* Dick and Fanny – Fringe!Dick and Fanny – Fringe!

Time: 10:00 pm

DICK AND FANNY, the club night for homosexuals of all persuasions returns for its April edition on Saturday April 12th 2014 at Dance Tunnel. This time we have teamed up with our friends from Fringe! Queer Film & Arts Fest to host the official party Fringe! Spring Fling.
For this outing Dick and Fanny has assembled another round of local and international DJ talent with Colby b. (NYC), Josh Caffe (London) and Richard Kahwagi (Beirut) playing DAF’s usual mix of classic house and techno, disco and hi-NRG.
DAF is a place for all gays to mix with a high dosage of fun, dancing, amazing music and no attitude.
AT: Dance Tunnel. 95 KINGSLAND HIGH ST, E8 2PB

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* Missfit Easter WeekenderMissfit Easter Weekender

Time: 9:00 pm

Missfit presents:
Ms. Dynamite
& guests.
At Blueberry 9- 4am
The multi-talented, genre bending star comes to Blueberry Bar this Easter Thursday to rock the joint. Expect her to sing her massive hits supported by a host of scene DJs.
with:
Deejay D’afro, ( Holla London, Wild Life, Lyrically Challenged) Sandra Davenport ( Ruby Tuesdays, Missfit TheStop and The Girls Are….
Get your tickets that secure entry and get you q-jumped.
And then we continue our MISSFIT EASTER WEEKENDER at Stokey Stop with FREE ENTRY with your ticket stub from the Thurs
Friday – Bethany Babybel from Dancing On My Own – DOMO London will be joining us. AS PER looking fashionably twirly behind the decks and making everyone dance to her majestic tunes.
Saturday – A Special MISSFIT with guests.
Sunday – A BIG BANK HOLIDAY PARTY, MISTAKES
We like the whole Mis theme we have going here….

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* TLC Good FridayTLC Good Friday

Time: 9:00 pm

Easter means drinking time. We all know that. SO lets have a REALLY Good Friday and drink the bar dry.
It’s the latest girls night in Soho. So finish off your night with us.
£3.50 tequilas and THREE COCKTAILS FOR A TENNER BEFORE TEN. And our epic music as per.

* Missfit Easter WeekenderMissfit Easter Weekender

Time: 9:00 pm

Missfit presents:
Ms. Dynamite
& guests.
At Blueberry 9- 4am
The multi-talented, genre bending star comes to Blueberry Bar this Easter Thursday to rock the joint. Expect her to sing her massive hits supported by a host of scene DJs.
with:
Deejay D’afro, ( Holla London, Wild Life, Lyrically Challenged) Sandra Davenport ( Ruby Tuesdays, Missfit TheStop and The Girls Are….
Get your tickets that secure entry and get you q-jumped.
And then we continue our MISSFIT EASTER WEEKENDER at Stokey Stop with FREE ENTRY with your ticket stub from the Thurs
Friday – Bethany Babybel from Dancing On My Own – DOMO London will be joining us. AS PER looking fashionably twirly behind the decks and making everyone dance to her majestic tunes.
Saturday – A Special MISSFIT with guests.
Sunday – A BIG BANK HOLIDAY PARTY, MISTAKES
We like the whole Mis theme we have going here….

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* Missfit Easter WeekenderMissfit Easter Weekender

Time: 9:00 pm

Missfit presents:
Ms. Dynamite
& guests.
At Blueberry 9- 4am
The multi-talented, genre bending star comes to Blueberry Bar this Easter Thursday to rock the joint. Expect her to sing her massive hits supported by a host of scene DJs.
with:
Deejay D’afro, ( Holla London, Wild Life, Lyrically Challenged) Sandra Davenport ( Ruby Tuesdays, Missfit TheStop and The Girls Are….
Get your tickets that secure entry and get you q-jumped.
And then we continue our MISSFIT EASTER WEEKENDER at Stokey Stop with FREE ENTRY with your ticket stub from the Thurs
Friday – Bethany Babybel from Dancing On My Own – DOMO London will be joining us. AS PER looking fashionably twirly behind the decks and making everyone dance to her majestic tunes.
Saturday – A Special MISSFIT with guests.
Sunday – A BIG BANK HOLIDAY PARTY, MISTAKES
We like the whole Mis theme we have going here….

* Unskinny BopUnskinny Bop

Time: 9:30 pm

DIY disco for fat fagz & krispy queers now into our 11th year!!!!! Come dance to pop bohemoths, wet-the-bed sensitive indie and all the bits in between. Bring smiles, pep and heart.
ALSO: this month we are supporting our pals at Open Barbers launch their fundraising campaign to open up a full time queer and trans* friendly hair salon in North London. This event celebrates the first week of their campaign, and we would love to encourage you to donate, spread the word, take a flyer and even take part in a fun photo shoot with fantasy cut out hair styles! Please come and support this important project for the queer and trans* community. The Crowdfunder goes live on Sunday 6th April.
£5 on the door (£3 before 10.30)
http://www.unskinnybop.co.uk/

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* Mint at Soho HouseMint at Soho House

Time: 8:00 pm

Back by popular demand, MINT is raising the roof of London’s most sophisticated members club. The first bank holiday weekend of the year and with no work in the morning, let loose guilt-free at this Sunday night Soho House takeover.
Come play! Immerse yourself within the fabulous surroundings and enjoy the fun vibe amid hundreds of gorgeous women, with three floors of music, five bars and two beautiful terraces and sets from the crème de la crème of the International and London scene including high profile DJ Philly (Bootylicious) DJ Kacey (Hed Kandi), Dennis the Menace (Popstarz) and Miss Cupcake (Code, Mint) its clear why MINT has become the most popular lesbian party in London.
As with all events hosted by L-Wired, Black Card members are entitled to free entry with a guest, so don’t miss out on this exclusive membership. To find out how to purchase a card email Nicola.chubb@gmail.com.
21 Old Compton Street, Soho London W1D 5JJ

* Miss Missed: Back to the 90sMiss Missed: Back to the 90s

Time: 9:00 pm

This is going to be a mish mash of everything nineties and early 2000s so get ready to reminisce.
I used to play at a night at Ghetto some time ago. It was great. I’m going to play the music that I used to play for one night only. Let’s dance like we did in the 90s.
I’ve done a Spotify playlist to remind you of some of the songs we used to dance to, and I do take requests.
See you on Easter Sunday
Miss Missed is at Stokey Stop
Free before 11pm, then £2

* Missfit Easter WeekenderMissfit Easter Weekender

Time: 9:00 pm

Missfit presents:
Ms. Dynamite
& guests.
At Blueberry 9- 4am
The multi-talented, genre bending star comes to Blueberry Bar this Easter Thursday to rock the joint. Expect her to sing her massive hits supported by a host of scene DJs.
with:
Deejay D’afro, ( Holla London, Wild Life, Lyrically Challenged) Sandra Davenport ( Ruby Tuesdays, Missfit TheStop and The Girls Are….
Get your tickets that secure entry and get you q-jumped.
And then we continue our MISSFIT EASTER WEEKENDER at Stokey Stop with FREE ENTRY with your ticket stub from the Thurs
Friday – Bethany Babybel from Dancing On My Own – DOMO London will be joining us. AS PER looking fashionably twirly behind the decks and making everyone dance to her majestic tunes.
Saturday – A Special MISSFIT with guests.
Sunday – A BIG BANK HOLIDAY PARTY, MISTAKES
We like the whole Mis theme we have going here….

* Sister PantychristSister Pantychrist

Time: 9:00 pm

“Thou Shall Not Stay At Home And Be A Boring Bastard “
+ Sister Pantychrist- Book of Revelations +
As we all know, Bank Holiday Easter Sunday is an important date cause that is when baby Jesus turned into a bunny rabbit and laid chocolate eggs.
Your favourite nun on the run, Sister Pantychrist, would like to as always celebrate this fabulous religious extravaganza by throwing an almighty party with some special nuns she picked up on the left, gay, side of the altar.
+ AMEN +
Dalston Superstore
117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB London, United Kingdom

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* Missfit Easter WeekenderMissfit Easter Weekender

Time: 9:00 pm

Missfit presents:
Ms. Dynamite
& guests.
At Blueberry 9- 4am
The multi-talented, genre bending star comes to Blueberry Bar this Easter Thursday to rock the joint. Expect her to sing her massive hits supported by a host of scene DJs.
with:
Deejay D’afro, ( Holla London, Wild Life, Lyrically Challenged) Sandra Davenport ( Ruby Tuesdays, Missfit TheStop and The Girls Are….
Get your tickets that secure entry and get you q-jumped.
And then we continue our MISSFIT EASTER WEEKENDER at Stokey Stop with FREE ENTRY with your ticket stub from the Thurs
Friday – Bethany Babybel from Dancing On My Own – DOMO London will be joining us. AS PER looking fashionably twirly behind the decks and making everyone dance to her majestic tunes.
Saturday – A Special MISSFIT with guests.
Sunday – A BIG BANK HOLIDAY PARTY, MISTAKES
We like the whole Mis theme we have going here….

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* HollaHolla

Time: 9:00 pm

? “BABY IF YOU GIVE IT TO ME, I’LL GIVE IT TO YOU, AS LONG AS YOU WANT” ?
Yessss back on a Saturday night for you beaaaautful lot.
DJ Hayley Rogue Romer (11-2)
DJ D’afro (10-11)
HollaGurl$ (9-10)
9-2 / FREE before 10pm, £5 after
The Macbeth, Hoxton
Saturday 26th May
SEE YOUR SWEET BEHIND THERE xxx

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