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Tuesday Top Ten: 10 celebs we’re secretly hot for

January 10, 2012 LOVE-LIFE 5 Comments
Tuesday Top Ten: 10 celebs we’re secretly hot for

by Hot Cross Bun

We shouldn’t… but we secretly do. Yes, even for Konnie Huq. Read on dear readers, and suggest your own odd uns in the comments… … Continue Reading

Confessions of a Surly Lesbian: Why Surliness is the Lesbian Velvet Rage

December 7, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 2 Comments
Confessions of a Surly Lesbian: Why Surliness is the Lesbian Velvet Rage

by Petit Fours

Rightly or wrongly, I tend to attribute certain of my character traits to my sexual orientation. … Continue Reading

Tuesday Top Ten… Things I’ve Learned from ex-Girlfriends

October 11, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 7 Comments
Tuesday Top Ten… Things I’ve Learned from ex-Girlfriends

by Petit Fours
There was a stage in my life when I was so desperate to lay claim to a rich tapestry of sexual and emotional experience that I used to pretend girls I’d had a one-night stands with were my ex-girlfriends. … Continue Reading

Do you like sex toys? Do you want to be on telly?

September 30, 2011 LOVE-LIFE No Comments
Do you like sex toys?  Do you want to be on telly?

by Fairy Cake

The lovely folks at Optomen, the production team behind (amongst other things) Mary Queen of Frocks, want to hear about whether you’ve ever put anything in your v-jay-jay.  And also, whether you liked it.

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Daisy Lowe likes kissing girls, we’re fine with that

August 19, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 5 Comments
Daisy Lowe likes kissing girls, we’re fine with that

by Petit Fours

We’re not above posting photos of celebrities in the throes in lesbian pash-outs. We’re weak and we like hot girls. So does Daisy Lowe! Most famously linked to gorge Mark Ronson and currently dating Matt Smith she also likes snogging the hot girls she hangs around with. Like Alexa Chung. HELLO. … Continue Reading

Tuesday Top Ten… the worst ways to end a first date

July 12, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 3 Comments
Tuesday Top Ten… the worst ways to end a first date

by Devil’s Food Cake

Oh dating. It’s a tricky business.  First dates can be so nerve-wracking. How do you make a good impression? Who the hell knows. But I can tell you how to make a bad impression. I’ve got that baby covered FO SHO. … Continue Reading

Digital Dating – 3 in 5 gay couples meet online: Where did you meet your partner?

June 28, 2011 LOVE-LIFE No Comments
Digital Dating – 3 in 5 gay couples meet online: Where did you meet your partner?

by Petit Fours

If you met your girlfriend in a bar, you’re in a minority. An astonishing 60% of gay couples online met their partners over the internet. It’s true, look at the video below. I don’t know why this video of social media statistics  is set to this “inspirational” Lion King music, but ignore it and focus on this one fact: 3 in 5 gay couples now meet on the internet. Okay and this fact too: 1 in 5 straight couples now meet on the internet. That’s the digital revolution right there. … Continue Reading

Top Ten Adorable/Annoying things that Lesbian Couples do

June 25, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 6 Comments
Top Ten Adorable/Annoying things that Lesbian Couples do

by Macaroon

Everyone has double standards.. and this is especially true in the tender field of relationship etiquette. You know: if it’s you and your girlfriend it’s fine to snog for 5 minutes in the middle of a bar, but when two of your friends get so loved-up that they can’t physically take their hands off each other you get really fed up, start rolling your eyes and getting retchy.  … Continue Reading

Here’s an important debate: mermaids: hot or not?

June 12, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 1 Comment
Here’s an important debate: mermaids: hot or not?

by Lemon Tart

While wandering around the rain-fest that was Brooklyn Pride yesterday, I came across a leaflet advertising a shore-side lezzer party: the “Siren Water Taxi Beach”. This would apparently be complete with “Splashing Mermaid Dancers”. See illustration below. … Continue Reading

Battenberg’s guide to female ejaculation

May 31, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 6 Comments
Battenberg’s guide to female ejaculation

by Battenberg Cake

I remember the first time I did it. My first ever girlfriend was going down on me and she suddenly shot right up, alarmed. “Oh my god, you just came in my mouth,” she said. I mumbled something like, “yeah of course I did can I pass out now”. … Continue Reading

Sex etcetera: On sex toys, buying them, using them and keeping them

May 17, 2011 LOVE-LIFE No Comments
Sex etcetera: On sex toys, buying them, using them and keeping them

by Fish Cake

If variety is the spice of life, then it is an indispensable part of a healthy and active sex life. Though some lesbians shun them – for reasons are beyond me – sex toys are a fantastic addition to one’s sex life, serving not only to de-vanilla the most perfunctory of sexual relationships, but also to help stave off that dreaded homo affliction – Lesbian Bed Death. … Continue Reading

Vegetarians are more likely to give you oral sex

April 20, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 1 Comment
Vegetarians are more likely to give you oral sex

by Petit Fours

Errr, yes they are. It says so on A CHART. Obviously this is pretty relevant to the lesbian community. Here’s the graph: … Continue Reading

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