by Fairy Cake
The internet has arguably had a massive affect on queer dating in the Western World. Where once lezzies could only identify each other with heavily encrypted telegrams, now they are presented with an array of virtual pulling platforms. It is quite possible to evaluate the vital stats of maybe, say, 50 girls of a Tuesday evening, and still have enough energy for a fiddle and an episode of Bad Girls.
by Kendal Mint Cake
A couple of months ago, a friend of mine drew my attention to this video. … Continue Reading
by Fish Cake
I had a chat with a friend the other day. In between games of pool and rounds of vodka + tonic, I, in my infinite lesbian wisdom, was asked for advice – girl advice. Well, I said, tell me what you know. Amongst the impressive (?) list he reeled off was one particular gem that caught my ear: ‘…and if a girl puts out on the first date, she’s easy’. … Continue Reading
by Gingerbread
There’s no good time to run into an ex, really – if she’s someone you don’t want to see, then you’re never going to be prepared for that unexpected drop in your stomach at the mere sight of her. But as if an impromptu encounter with an ex under normal circumstances just isn’t traumatic enough… … Continue Reading
Dear straight girl,
Hello! It’s nice to meet you. You seem lovely. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. First though, there are some things you need to know about me. Number one: I’m Indian. Two: I like comic books and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and have ridiculous amounts of irrelevant pop culture references at my fingertips (seriously, test me). Three: I’m a lesbian. Yes! You heard that right. I know you did because you just sat up straight and your eyes look all shiny now. … Continue Reading
by the Dokter
*Disclaimer : We have recently been receiving lengthy emails from one anonymous reader, which chart her rather rabid and frightening successful journey as a Turner of Straighties. TMC thought it only responsible to publish said emails, so that the unsuspecting heterosexuals amongst you can defend yourself against this particularly virile type of lesbian. We are appalled. And slightly aroused.*
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by Gingerbread
Goodbye February – ‘the month of Love’, as my close chum so charmingly labelled it a week before Valentine’s Day. I’m very happy to welcome in March, what with the warmer weather it promises, but in honour of the departing month I thought I’d treat you all to my top 10 worst ways of expressing your love for someone else. For those of you who may have attempted any of these feats – shame on you. Hang your heads, look away and know without doubt that we all judge you! … Continue Reading
by Fondant Fancy
It’s Saturday night and I’m at a straight joint somewhere in the West End. It’s the first time I’ve been non-gay clubbing in a while and I have to keep on reminding myself that most of the women here aren’t fair game.
There’s one I have my eye on though. She has a resplendent quiff, à la Lol form This is England ‘86, … Continue Reading
by Devil’s Food Cake and Punschkrapfen
There’s an art to a one-night stand, a kind of magic to picking up a stranger in a bar (or wherever) and going home with them for a night of… ahem. They’re not necessarily the nicest of situations, and all too often we’re told that casual sex is a bad thing, the practice of harlots and women with loose morals. But let’s face it: if sex is a good thing (and it is) then there’s nothing wrong with a healthy dose with a one-time partner. If you’re going to do it though, do it right – here’s how. … Continue Reading
by Petit Fours
With grim economic times ahead, Valentine’s Day winging its sorry way towards us, mortgages and jobs as hard to find as The Meaning of It All the only options for young gal these days seem to be rioting, living in a squat party or plugging in a 9 to 5 for The Man, or most likely some grubby combination of the three. But there’s another way. A way which means you can eat nice food, sleep on Egyptian linen and not have to worry about the VAT rise: sleeping with The Woman. … Continue Reading
Dating – it’s a weird world out there. The newly or currently single amongst us know this, and those who are spoken for should be glad they don’t know this. But if you’re lost or unsure, or simply have no clue what you’re doing, fear not. There is one source of advice that betters all others – this is, of course, the television. I mean, if the lezzers on TV can pull it off, why can’t you? … Continue Reading
by Petit Fours
Do vibrators stop you enjoying real sex, or is that just an internet myth from people who think you should be having fewer orgasms? … Continue Reading
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