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Cake Snaps at Howlers, August 26th

September 2, 2011 SCENE No Comments
Cake Snaps at Howlers, August 26th

by Hot Cakes

Last week Friday, the start of the Summer Bank Holiday weekend, I descended the sticky, alcohol plied steps, to Dalston’s nastiest, most fashionable venue, Vogue Fabrics for the second instalment of Howlers, one of East London’s latest queer dance parties that touts 90s trashy dance, RnB & pop. … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at: Jungle Baroque Dinner Party at the Dalston Emporium, July 24th

August 2, 2011 SCENE No Comments
Cake snaps at: Jungle Baroque Dinner Party at the Dalston Emporium, July 24th

Let’s face it, most of us lesbians have probably done a dinner party for a few friends, eating nice food and drinking plenty of wine. However not everyone can say they have prepared and organised a successful dinner consisting of four different organic menus of four courses for 52 people…!

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Cake Snaps at Howlers, July 22nd

July 25, 2011 SCENE 6 Comments
Cake Snaps at Howlers, July 22nd

by Hot Cakes

Dalston’s sweatiest, nastiest, basement venue, Vogue Fabrics, ushered in a new club night called Howlers which describes itself as  ”A club night for howlers and party gals.”  Not sure if I saw any wolves but I definitely saw a panda. The energy of the exquisite, perfectly mixed crowd was electric and made for an incredible first night!

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Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, July 7th

July 12, 2011 SCENE No Comments
Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, July 7th

by Hot Cakes

What can I say? Twat Boutique did it again. Like clockwork. Every time, everyone is like, this time I’m going to behave myself – this time, I’m not going to have 75 shots of Sambuca; this time, I’m going to leave at a decent hour because I have work in the morning; this time, etc. etc. … Continue Reading

London Pride 2011: Quick Pride Guide from TheMostCake

July 1, 2011 SCENE No Comments
London Pride 2011: Quick Pride Guide from TheMostCake

If your plans merely involve going to Soho Square to get drunk, you just need to remember how to get there. If you want to take London Pride 2011 to the next level and do something more complex, possibly involving go to two separate locations, then this guide might come in handy.

Any great events we’ve missed? Stick them in the comments.
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Cake Snaps at Booby Hatch, June 24th

June 29, 2011 SCENE 2 Comments
Cake Snaps at Booby Hatch, June 24th

by Ground Almond

Booby Hatch (or ‘Tit Box’ as most have commonly adopted) is fast becoming the night in Dalston to flap your sweaty armpits to, whilst crunching your strongbow firmly for grip as your skid around the dancefloor to 90s house, disco-punk, electro and hot tits ohh I mean girls. … Continue Reading

The Advantages of being Gay #1: When straight women talk about yoghurt

May 22, 2011 SCENE 12 Comments
The Advantages of being Gay #1: When straight women talk about yoghurt

by Petit Fours

I guess you could call it rude, but one of the times I’m really glad I’m gay is when straight women start having conversations about the number of calories in yoghurt, and I can play the gay card fast and get the fuck out of that conversation, before they get onto bread. … Continue Reading

In defence of Soho: why our former capital isn’t THAT BAD

May 5, 2011 SCENE 14 Comments
In defence of Soho: why our former capital isn’t THAT BAD

by Devil’s Food Cake

Once upon a time, there was a place called Soho. It was great. It was seedy and full of drag queens and there was this great place called Ghetto that was open every night and (mostly) played great music. And then at some point along the way, Ghetto was demolished and a bunch of clubs closed down or moved and all these nights opened up in East London – and all of a sudden, it seemed like there was no reason to go to Soho anymore. … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Booby Hatch, April 15th

April 28, 2011 SCENE No Comments
Cake Snaps at Booby Hatch, April 15th

by Ground Almond

Booby Hatch is a club night from the Cum and Sea DJs who usually have their night whenever the hell they feel like it.

The night recently changed venues, and is now based at Vogue Fabrics in Stoke Newington, … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Dick and Fanny, April 16th

April 23, 2011 SCENE No Comments
Cake snaps at Dick and Fanny, April 16th

by Hot Cakes

So the buzz for the early part of the night at this installment of Dick & Fanny was all about its new venue, CAMP BASEMENT. I overheard many conversations early on comparing it to D&F’s former home … Continue Reading

Why lesbians are the new handbags: Sunday Times Style Magazine tips us as this summer’s hot accessory

April 18, 2011 SCENE 11 Comments
Why lesbians are the new handbags: Sunday Times Style Magazine tips us as this summer’s hot accessory

by Petit Fours

If you thought that woman in the tube was looking at you oddly this morning – as you tried not to spill your macchiato while unfolding the Metro- it’s probably  because she’d read the previous day’s Sunday Times Style Magazine, learned that lesbians are “the new must-have middle-class accessory” and was sizing up how well you’d go with her camel and black varsity jacket and this new book group she’s just set up in Islington. … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Twat Boutique w/ Fringe! Festival Opening Party, April 7th

April 13, 2011 SCENE No Comments
Cake snaps at Twat Boutique w/ Fringe! Festival Opening Party, April 7th

by Lemon Tart

“Where do you get your hair done?”

The fact that my answer to that is currently “Dalston Superstore” results in some confused looks. … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Kolekt, March 26th

April 7, 2011 SCENE 1 Comment
Cake Snaps at Kolekt, March 26th

by Ground Almond

Spring is finally here! Forget sitting in Fashion Fields getting grass stains on your chinos – you should have come down to Kolekt’s Spring party on the 26th March for a fresh spring dose of dirty electro minus the sandflies. … Continue Reading

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