GayTube Vol 2 : Choirs, Corrie and getting hit by bread

by Fairy Cake

Another month, another excuse for FC to sit around in her pants and look at hot girls on YouTube until her eyes don’t work no more. You want distractions? You got distractions. In Technicolor.

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Sophie and Sian on Corrie
Category : TV
File under : Amazing

While Lip Service was being all ‘We’re Here, We’re Queer’, Nana’s favourite Coronation Street has been taking quiet steps towards normalising lesbos into mainstream soap operas. The relationship between teens Sophie Webster and Sian Powers on the show is arguably the most positive, grin-inducing thing to happen for gays in telly for a long long time. The program delicately deals w/ the family shizz and prejudices the girls face, whilst allowing them lots of time away from ‘the issues’ to have fun, get wasted and be conspicuous in love. If you don’t fancy getting wrapped up in all the other (admittedly ridiculous) twists and turns of Corrie universe, some nutter has edited all the Sophie/Sian scenes together on the Tube of You. Timesaver!

Recent birthday party was particularly fantastic. Sophie gets outed by her mental sister who invites a drag king and some cheerleaders on roller-skates to Soph’s choir-girl filled 16th.

Sally : Walk in a straight line!
Sophie : Mum, I’m a lesbian. I don’t do anything straight.

Also, check this out for some God-Hates-Fags busting wisdom. Well done ITV!

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Everyone Is Gay at Thanksgiving
Category : Advice
File under : Crocheted turkeys

We totally love these guys. This week, EIG answer a question from a rogue straighty, and one about boning with no hands. They also do the birdie dance, and make Ellen Degenres say obscene things via the medium of paper masks. And then you realise you’ve learnt stuff!

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Leisha Hailey in CSI
Category : TV
File under : Where’s Dana?

Another week, another L Word cameo in a mainstream US drama. Alice playing straight feels weird. Through this entire plot I was expecting a big reveal when you find out both chicks were totally banging each other in that hotel room and it was some big Bound-esque kill-the-man conspiracy. Sadly, no banging. But someone does gets thrown off a balcony…

…ohhh, you didn’t care about the plot anyway.

(In a totally unrelated point, CSI has the best original music. I’m loving all the piano-laced, dub ‘n’ bass shit)

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Arielle Scarcella Is Really Funny
Category : LOL
File under : Bakery trauma

Italian American lesbian with killer accent gets amusingly upset recalling an incident when she got hit in the face by a bread roll. Said girl suggests bread roll came “from God”, then gives a vocabulary lesson on how to ‘talk Brooklyn’ and not sound like a dick. Very white English girl from London spends three hours scouring WhoIs for said Italian American lesbian’s address. Because she is going to marry her ass.

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Pink’s Raise Your Glass Vid
Category : Music
File under : Will not be shown on Fox

Boys kissing each other! Vegan politics! Feminist imagery! Abe Lincoln in a nappy! If it is cold outside and you are feeling shitty, just listen to this and I promise you’ll feel better. Fist pumping highly recommended.

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Youth Pride Chorus on Hate Speech
Category : Activism
Fie under : Fuck tha haterz

Next time some moron tries to hate on you for being out and proud, remind them that Youth Pride Chorus got your back.  And they have massive lungs. This video makes me so happy. Especially because one of the principle guys is wearing a Victoria Secret tshirt.