GayTube Volume One : Crying councilman and Rose Rollins with a golf club

by Fairy Cake.

Feel like your procrastination just isn’t gay enough?  Hold that feeling, sister.  Once again TMC prove a bad influence by leading you down the well-trodden path signposted ‘Wasting Your Time On The Internet’; a round up of recent and slightly less recent queers on YouTube.  Got some important work to do?  Fuck your important work.  Check this shit out.

(Also, anglohomos, I acknowlege that not one of these videos originate from our fair isle.  Videos are thin on the ground here.  And thin on the ‘net.  Send us some?)

“Everyone Is Gay Webcast: October 7th, 2010″
Cateogory : Advice
File under : OMFG UR SO RITE

For fans of agony, girls and lip-synching.  EIG is a site for confused gays to get advice from slightly-less-confused gays Danielle and Krirstin.  As well as a weekly vlog, the girlies also offer up wisdom to the kids that post on their site. Current queeries (sorry) include weird-looking vaginas and whether it’s possible to inject insulin after a date without looking like a major junkie.  You must check this out.  And we will keep posting them.  Because they are good.  And I am in love with the ginger.

“FCKH8 Blopper Real”
Category : Humour
File under : Tarrant on (Internet) TV

After the obscenity-ridden triumph that was the original FCKH8 video, Mr Luke Montgomery slams together all of the bloopers from said video into 2.19 of sheer LOL.  Two things.  One.  Luke is a very funny man.  Two.  I really wish the blonde chick was a gayer.  She could proposition my 8 any time ifyouknowwhatisayin.

“Kate Moennig on Dexter”
Category : Gays on TV
File under : Push-Up Bra Win

Everyone’s favourite andro dyke meets everyone’s favourite hot FBI agent who’s brother is a serial killer.  More predatory than TRL’s Whitney if you locked her in a cage for three weeks and then released her into Dinah Shore.

“Joel Burns for It Gets Better”
Category : Activism
File under : Actual Tear

I know TMC have posted nuts over this project, but that’s because it’s pretty much the best thing to even happen on the internet.  Forth Worth City councilman Joel Burns shunned a personal webcam confessional for performing his It Gets Better speech at a huge county meeting.  In Texas.  No one got lynched.  Lots of gays cried.

Slightly Vintage :  “Rose Rollins in GirlTrash!”
Category : Fiction
File under : Voluntary Kidnap

So, this series never really broke over here, but with the (due) criticism Lip Service is getting, I thought it’d be nice to remind us all that there is non-sucky lezzie fiction out there.  Par example, GirlTrash!, which actually features real bonafide lesbians, is a film noir thriller/comedy about 2 bad girl dykes and their trail of destruction.  It’s well-produced, funny, and Rose Rollins hits people in the face.

“Robin Hood Is So Gay!”
Category : Miscellanious
File under : Things I Will Likely Have Nightmares About

Ever wanted to see a bunch of trannies in lime green leggings dancing to George Michael in a forest?  Ever wanted to have that image burned into your retinas…?  The cast are named things like ‘Sweet ‘n’ Lo’ and ‘Pappa Razzy’.  I like this probably far more than I should.

“Margaret Cho – Lesbian Jokes + Are You Gay”
Category : Humour
File under : Lesbians Love Whalewatching

This is not remotely current or relevant.  I do not care. “Where’s my parade?”

p.s:  This is a regular feature which Fairy Cake is planning to do monthly (stress, planning).  If you’ve seen any televisual gays that you think warrant featuring on TMC – especially if they’re from the UK – please drop us a link at contact@themostcake.co.uk.