New London lez reality show: could it be you?
We all watched The Real L Word. And if you say you didn’t, you’re lying. And if you really didn’t, you are SO missing out.
The arrogance, slight stupidity and severe promiscuity of some or all of the characters on the show had us in stitches, and even when we could feel our brain cells dying slowly, we couldn’t tear ourselves away. But, we asked ourselves, as you do, what could make this show better? How could we improve it in some way? The answer? London.
So when TMC got an email from a very interesting lady from Lion Films regarding the very same, we were only too happy to help out. If you are a gay lady, bi, or maybe even a lesbian-identified man, and involved in one or more of the following professions, email jessica.gomez@liontv.co.uk
They’re looking for, in particular:
- tattoo artists!
- aspiring models!
- authors!
- film-makers!
- other creatives!
Seriously. I am ALREADY SALIVATING. Here are some of the best moments from The Real L Word that I hope to see recreated or bettered:
1. Rose “being a saint”
"To MY love... you're lucky you have it"
2. The most disgusting lesbian wrestling scene EVER
Creamed corn and LUBE? Oh my GOD VOMIT.
3. LA Fashion Week…end
Someone needs to stock White Trash Beautiful here.
YAY!
“aspiring models” eh? they’re always good to have on screen. they could be part of London Fashion Week -End i guess.
looks like they’re going for the “creatives” doesn’t it. when will there ever be a documentary series about lesbians in high-flying roles in serious white collar professions?
i’ve also just remembered how FUCKINAWFUL whitney is.
“maybe we should take the creamcorn wrestling to the bedroom or something”. no-one in london is ever allowed to utter those words for the reason of national pride.
Well, unfortunately, lawyers aren’t very interesting, apparently. Unless they’re Ally McBeal. HAYO.
I hope that wasn’t a McBeal diss there, DFC. ;)
@PF – Whitney was GENIUS. And I totes fancy her. You have Shabby, and I’ll have Whitney. You know Red Velvet bumped into her in San Fran. When I go over there I might track her down. And interview (read:bone) her.
Oh my GOD Fairy Cake, I can’t believe you had the ovaries to say that in PUBLIC. Whitney and Shabby are both so DIRE it’s unbelievable. Seriously – creamed corn and lube? And fucking a girl on the same sheets as the girl you shagged yesterday? And with the same strap-on? And walking around dressed as ? And saying things like ? My lesbian sensibilities are so violated at the thought of either of them.