Tuesday Top Ten… worst ways to break up with people.

by Devil’s Food Cake

Face it – no matter what situation you’re in, breaking up is hard to do. Someone’s going to get hurt, no matter what you do or what you say. And whilst we at TheMostCake don’t hold ourselves experts on breaking up with your partner, we know a trick or two. There might not be a good way to break up with your girlfriend, but there are certainly some very, very bad ways.

So what shouldn’t you do?

1. Leave a pregnancy test lying around in plain view. A positive pregnancy test. She won’t know who did it, but she’ll know it wasn’t her.

2. Fake your own death. Because there’s nothing funny about seeing your recently-deceased girlfriend at a club a week after her funeral.

3. Sleep with her sister. There are several things wrong with this particular beauty, and I’m not sure I can articulate just how. wrong. this. is.

4. Move to Yemen. Not even if she’s a Janis (not of the Ian variety, obviously).

5. Make her trek across town to yours and then dump her just after the last tube has gone.

6. Load all her things in a minicab while she’s having a shower. Then tell her she’s got a delivery, and when she goes outside to check, lock the door.

7. Do it via facebook. Nobody appreciates the ‘awwww’s and the ‘;-(‘s that follow a facebook announcement of availability.

8. Break up with her in your head, tell all your friends, start seeing someone new – and forget to tell her.

9. Send her a singing telegram informing her of the fact – and send it to her office.

10. Text message break-up - even Kelly thinks this is wrong.

Ever had a bad break-up? What’s the worst way you know?