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Friday Fancy : Jessie J

November 12, 2010 MUSICMAKERS 13 Comments

by Fairy Cake

This song is going to be in your head all day.

Jessie J (a.k.a : the chick that penned Miley Cyrus’s ‘Party In the USA’, amongst other glittery pop gems) has just dropped the video for ‘Do It Like A Dude’. Just watch it. Go on.

And yes – you guessed correctly. Jessie J is one of us; a big lezzie lesbo. Well, officials have not broached the subject yet but that promo, those haircuts, and the fact that her girlfriend is in the video (#musicinsiderconfirmed) all point to one big dykadelic conclusion.

Also – that’s not auto tune. This girl has a fucking VOICE.

Sold.  She could do me like a…

sorry.

Currently there are "13 comments" on this Article:

  1. Devils Food Cake says:

    This is fucking great.

  2. aboutfunk says:

    why all those moody faces? lol
    i think this music is not good at all.

  3. roszs says:

    Good choon, but if that’s not autotuned all over the shop then the pope is no longer a left-footer.

  4. apple pie mochi says:

    Who cares about the auto tune? Look at the dancers! This is so. hot. It blows the faux bi-curious posturing of Ciara and Beyonce and Lady Gaga and Katy Perry out of the water.

  5. petit fours says:

    obsessed

  6. Red Velvet says:

    Woofarama, she’d make me fly like a G6 but I wouldn’t bring her home for Thanksgiving!

  7. Jam Roly Poly says:

    Shit! That second video is amazing. Petit Fours, did you see around 2.50 where she does that move I taught you!

  8. jo says:

    I’ve seen it live…and accoustic, its not auto tuned.

  9. JL says:

    Hey gals,

    Really, really, really?

    Can anyone confirm me that she’s lesbian? That makes me so happy.

    Really?

  10. petit fours says:

    YES. yes she is.
    i know it’s been skated over in recent interviews
    but a) that song is a blatant blast of gay RARR
    b) according to our celeb journo friend and music industry contact reffed above Jessie is and her gf (not sure if they’re still going out) is in that video
    c) according to a friend in tv, jj was asked to do a 10 hottest dudes skit for some channel, but refused because she is like obvs gay, so instead they got her to do a 10 baddest dudes thing.

    IF THAT’S NOT CAST IRON TRUTH I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS

  11. Edie Q says:

    Wow she has such talent ! Does anyone know which girl in the vid was her girl?

    xx

  12. petit fours says:

    just remembered when Jessie J was The New Thing

  13. Anita B says:

    She could most definitely do me like a dude….I’m sure i would love to be that bitch on her d**k like this. UUUUMMMMM UUUMMMMM Jessie J you can get it girl.

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