Barbie goes to a fun disco with TMC! Like, awesome!

by Lemon Tart

So like, we were like Oh My God! because like we saw the poster for Other People’s Property with the two Barbies and we thought it was like, totally hot. Tot-ally.

And then, we like thought why not bring our best Barbie friend Blondie with us when we went down to OPP! She’s totally rad, and she’s broken up with Ken now, which is like totally not sad because it meant she could have some cool times with us! Cool.

But first, Blondie wanted you guys to like see what she’s been like up to recently? Cool? Like over the last few years or what-ever. This is her, how hot does she look? Like ALWAYS HOT.

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So like, in the seventies she had fun as like Malibu Pool Party Barbie, duh…

And also she was Live Action Barbie! OMG how frickin’ cool!…

Oh yeah and also in the eighties she had RAD hair. Ivana Trump like TOTALLY copied her. Whatevs…

And like recently she wanted to ride on a white horse, like Goldfrapp or WHAT-ever. Duh…

And she’s been hanging out on a sweet Tropical beach! Malibu, is like, so ten years ago…

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So, like we thought as she’s such an explorer or whatever she should like party with us!

So here are the pictures. AWESOME!

Photographs by Bri’ish Patel