Cake snaps at Other People’s Twats, December 17th
by Lemon Tart
Before getting to this night, my drunken friends and I accidentally ended up in the wrong building, just down the street. Queue wandering through a burrow of staircases in some random block, and eventually running into an old man pushing a brightly-coloured wagon, covered in radios of various sizes that were blasting out 60s psychedelia.
This put us in the right state of mind for Other People’s Twats: a brilliant night spread over two floors in a Commercial Road warehouse. The best of Twat Boutique and Other People’s Property, it boasted the nights’ best DJs, and ok I’m just going to say it because everyone else is: a whole load of hot girls that my mates and I had never seen before anywhere. Just saying. Where did you come from? A secret land of beautiful people? On a bus from Cambridgeshire? Answers on a postcard please.















On one hand, as my own memory is such a blur, I’m glad to see things that happened on Friday. On the other, I’m absolutely bummed that I was too mashup to notice such foiiiiine specimens. Another one of these, please
“Where did you come from? A secret land of beautiful people? On a bus from Cambridgeshire? Answers on a postcard please.”
nice!
so sad to have missed it… all my intentions got flushed down the joiners toilets. do it again OPP+TWATB!
Aaaaah I’m the blonde girl in number 38! And yes, I am a Londoner.
I came on a train from cambridgeshire and I can safely assert that that is not where such people come from. Gutted.
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jus sayin.
i’ll also say that lots of the girls are indeed preeetty hot.
I cant possibly contemplate a life that does not involve
the girl in picture 47.
well, while we’re on this – hello 41
Are we claiming? 27/28 please. Stunning. xx
Where are the photos of dozens of girls squatting over a trough of piss?? These pictures don’t really do justice to what this night was actually like… mmm the sweet smell of sweat and urine in a damp basement…
Are we claiming? 27/28 please. Stunning. xx