Cake snaps at Spank Me!, March 12th
by Lemon Tart
Friday was the launch of Spank Me! at On the Rocks on the Kingsland Road. Not an S&M night. No.
A couple of cakees and I had a pretty ace time at this. Not because it was a night with bells and whistles – no, this was a large dark space filled with sweaty bods, accessorised by a naked plastic doll only.
Nope – this was brilliant because the soundtrack was top of the range. Who needs gimmicks when MDMX, MUSICLOVEMAKERS and JoshYou Are played a set so gob-smackingly good I’m sure I danced more dodgy moves than’s healthy for the anyone who happened to catch sight of me. Apologies.
Anyway. Some snaps…
photographs by Holly Falconer





























































Looks like a great night- I don’t know how people manage to dress so… well! I think I’m just not really cool enough for these kinds of things- I should stick to the provinces!
Nonsense! If you’re having fun you always look good. Unless you’re passed out on the floor. In which case, you just look drunk.
Hello girls from The Most Cake!
First of all thank you very much for attending our new event @ On the Rocks.
You did a pretty good job, pictures and story are wicked appealing and we hope you enjoyed being on dutty that night!
Finally we would be honored to have you again at the next SPANK ME! on friday the 26th of March.
New thing, New decor, New atmospher, New naked sex doll … Oulala.
Merci beaucoup once again.
Take care and see you soon.
Byyeeee