Tuesday Top Ten … pouts
by Death by Chocolate
During the first six months of TMC’s giddy adventure, Lemon Tart has trawled the East End with her trusty camera, super sized flash and unfortunately inebriated assistants/cakettes more times than she cares to remember, snapping you at your very finest. Back at Cake HQ we can’t help but notice the impressive array of pouting talent that has been splashed across our little corner of cyber space as a result, and thought it high time to celebrate by showcasing some of the best efforts we’ve come across. Feast your eyes on this splendid selection, and please, please, never stop giving us attitude.
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.1. Cutest pout – love this cheeky effort, butter wouldn’t melt at Mannequin, 17 October 2009.
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2. Pout a deux – these girls are taking it seriously and doubling up at Other People’s Property, 29 August 2009.
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3. Freakiest pout – sick special effects with breath-taking results at Twat Boutique’s Hell House, 31 October 2009.
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4. Kudos for pouting next to Barbie, who is making a pretty decent effort herself … the little diva. We know what else she got up to at Other People’s Property, 25 July 2009. (Photo by Bri’ish Patel).
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5. Multi-tasking made to look easy – managing to pout whilst whipping up a storm on the decks at TMC Launch Party , 21 November 2009.
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6. Gangsta pouting – both smokin’ and fabulous. Do not mess. Twat Boutique’s Hell House, 31 October 2009.
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7. Purple hair, purple lips, perfect pout at Twat Boutique, 8 November 2009.
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8. Pouting with intent. Someone means business at Other People’s Property, 29 August 2009.
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9. The photographer becomes the subject. Turning the tables, leading by example and looking pretty damn good at Other People’s Property, 28 November 2009.
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10. Simply smouldering at Twat Boutique, 12 July 2009.
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I think that’s enough for one day … you’re making me blush.
Photographs by Holly Falconer and Bri’ish Patel.
“Gangsta pouting” wins for me.
So many hotties I might have a hottie-induced seizure. Number four is criminally attractive. Lock that girl up.
I’m rather a fan of number 9 myself!
Get a room ;)
I was catching up on TMC at lunch time today at work. Happily I can access the site there, despite it so blatantly falling into the category of ‘Gay and Lesbian Lifestyles’ which our firewall usually bans. (A criminal shame as gay and lesbian lifestyles are my absolute favourite.)
Anyway, I was minding my own business and nearly at the bottom of this article, just scrolling past lovely lady number 8 in fact, when my male boss — who evidently has a sixth sense about these things — looked over and shouted out:
“Strawberry Fool! whose breasts are you looking at?!”
Of course, the entire office turned and looked at me, my protestations that he must be dreaming given away by the fact that I went a quite brilliant shade of red… and even more worryingly still, he wanted to know if they were MY breasts, which, luckily for me, they aren’t.
Just thought I’d share ;)
don’t no were u got the num 7 pic from , because thatz me n i hav never been to/heard of that event ever????
It’s at the Dalston Superstore…
Aww Number 1 and myself dated the same girl/tramp unknowingly for a while.
On reflection shes soooo much hotter than the said gir/tramp we both dated and i think i’m now in love with her. we’ll laugh about it when we get together and have little jewish babies :D (ep! i sound insane) (nevermind.)
The scene is a village…you get all the gossip without looking for it! And without being an easy catch!
Such friendly dancers!
What’s on next Koochooloo?