As someone who has had her fair share of unsuccessful, unwise, damn right doomed romances I’ve become well accustomed to figuring out when a girl is not really all that keen. And being a generous sort, I thought over the next few months I would share my wisdom in what I can only hope to be insightful, life-affirming articles. Oh yes, bring on the Pulitzer.
I think we can all pretty much agree that nudity can be a very good thing. And while there are probably a lot of things that would be better if done naked – swimming, walking around the house, the dishes – surely there are exceptions to the rule. So, to expand all our minds I have taken the liberty of compiling a list – a list of things that are much better done in their normal, clothing-mandatory ways….
There are a lot of things that make me angry. Cars that speed up when they see pedestrians, for example. Children who scream at their parents. Idiot spiritual leaders that like to blame highly controversial and illegal activity on homosexuals as opposed to deep-rooted issues within their religious movement.
Dear Black Forest
I’m a 24 year old lesbian and I have a problem. My girlfriend and I are very much in love and we’ve been together for two-and-a-half years. We have a great sex life and are very imaginative and loving. My problem is that even though we have a great time, I really want her to use a massive dildo on me. … Continue Reading
I have been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 6 months and I love her very much. I was thinking about suggesting that we move in together soon. However, she recently dropped the bombshell that she has been offered the opportunity to launch a new edition of the magazine she works for in Singapore. It would be a fantastic career move for her and we didn’t even discuss the possibility of her turning it down. She has suggested that I could go with her. … Continue Reading
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