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Really, Staceyann Chin? Straight girls?

April 27, 2012 LOVE-LIFE 24 Comments
Really, Staceyann Chin? Straight girls?

by Devil’s Food Cake

Okay. So not only was this article offensive in the extreme (to straight women, gay women and people with eyes) but I must be the only person in this club that didn’t get the memo, because I have no idea what the big deal about straight girls is. Can someone please explain? … Continue Reading

Music Video Monday… songs about touching yourself.

August 15, 2011 MUSICMAKERS 3 Comments
Music Video Monday… songs about touching yourself.

by Devil’s Food Cake

Like, I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, it obviously isn’t. But I find myself listening to a song, liking it, figuring out the words and singing along, and then all of a sudden, I sound like the office pervert. … Continue Reading

Sex etcetera: On sex toys, buying them, using them and keeping them

May 17, 2011 LOVE-LIFE No Comments
Sex etcetera: On sex toys, buying them, using them and keeping them

by Fish Cake

If variety is the spice of life, then it is an indispensable part of a healthy and active sex life. Though some lesbians shun them – for reasons are beyond me – sex toys are a fantastic addition to one’s sex life, serving not only to de-vanilla the most perfunctory of sexual relationships, but also to help stave off that dreaded homo affliction – Lesbian Bed Death. … Continue Reading

Sex etcetera: On having sex on the first date

April 14, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 7 Comments
Sex etcetera: On having sex on the first date

by Fish Cake

I had a chat with a friend the other day. In between games of pool and rounds of vodka + tonic, I, in my infinite lesbian wisdom, was asked for advice – girl advice. Well, I said, tell me what you know. Amongst the impressive (?) list he reeled off was one particular gem that caught my ear: ‘…and if a girl puts out on the first date, she’s easy’. … Continue Reading

Tuesday Top Ten… worst times to run into an ex

April 12, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 3 Comments
Tuesday Top Ten… worst times to run into an ex

by Gingerbread

There’s no good time to run into an ex, really – if she’s someone you don’t want to see, then you’re never going to be prepared for that unexpected drop in your stomach at the mere sight of her. But as if an impromptu encounter with an ex under normal circumstances just isn’t traumatic enough… … Continue Reading

Dear straight girl: yes I’m a lesbian, no I don’t want to sleep with you

March 30, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 8 Comments
Dear straight girl: yes I’m a lesbian, no I don’t want to sleep with you

by Devil’s Food Cake

Dear straight girl,

Hello! It’s nice to meet you. You seem lovely. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. First though, there are some things you need to know about me. Number one: I’m Indian. Two: I like comic books and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and have ridiculous amounts of irrelevant pop culture references at my fingertips (seriously, test me). Three: I’m a lesbian. Yes! You heard that right. I know you did because you just sat up straight and your eyes look all shiny now. … Continue Reading

Dokter Dykenstein, Scourge of All Heterosexuals : Part II

March 24, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 8 Comments
Dokter Dykenstein, Scourge of All Heterosexuals : Part II
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The second part of our anonymous emailer’s neo-gothic lesbohorror.  Hold onto your undercarriage ladies…

Dokter Dykenstein, Scourge of all Hetrosexuals : Part I

March 5, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 10 Comments
Dokter Dykenstein, Scourge of all Hetrosexuals : Part I

by the Dokter

*Disclaimer : We have recently been receiving lengthy emails from one anonymous reader, which chart her rather rabid and frightening successful journey as a Turner of Straighties.  TMC thought it only responsible to publish said emails, so that the unsuspecting heterosexuals amongst you can defend yourself against this particularly virile type of lesbian.  We are appalled.  And slightly aroused.*
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Friday Fancy – Alternative Girls (…naked ones, so NSFW)

March 4, 2011 WE LIKE 8 Comments
Friday Fancy – Alternative Girls (…naked ones, so NSFW)

by Fairy Cake

My first kiss was an emo.  Her name was Lyndsey.  She had hair like Belgian Sheepdog and a nose ring.  She smelt like a council estate sofa and she didn’t give a fuck about anything except when the next Drive-Thru records compilation was coming out.

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Tuesday Top Ten… the worst ways to woo someone

March 1, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 1 Comment
Tuesday Top Ten… the worst ways to woo someone

by Gingerbread

Goodbye February – ‘the month of Love’, as my close chum so charmingly labelled it a week before Valentine’s Day.  I’m very happy to welcome in March, what with the warmer weather it promises, but in honour of the departing month I thought I’d treat you all to my top 10 worst ways of expressing your love for someone else. For those of you who may have attempted any of these feats – shame on you. Hang your heads, look away and know without doubt that we all judge you! … Continue Reading

Tuesday Top Ten… one night stand etiquette

February 8, 2011 LOVE-LIFE 7 Comments
Tuesday Top Ten… one night stand etiquette

by Devil’s Food Cake and Punschkrapfen

There’s an art to a one-night stand, a kind of magic to picking up a stranger in a bar (or wherever) and going home with them for a night of… ahem. They’re not necessarily the nicest of situations, and all too often we’re told that casual sex is a bad thing, the practice of harlots and women with loose morals. But let’s face it: if sex is a good thing (and it is) then there’s nothing wrong with a healthy dose with a one-time partner. If you’re going to do it though, do it right – here’s how. … Continue Reading

Tuesday Top Ten… dating tips from TV lesbians

December 21, 2010 LOVE-LIFE 5 Comments
Tuesday Top Ten… dating tips from TV lesbians

by Devil’s Food Cake

Dating – it’s a weird world out there. The newly or currently single amongst us know this, and those who are spoken for should be glad they don’t know this. But if you’re lost or unsure, or simply have no clue what you’re doing, fear not. There is one source of advice that betters all others – this is, of course, the television. I mean, if the lezzers on TV can pull it off, why can’t you? … Continue Reading

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