Okay. So not only was this article offensive in the extreme (to straight women, gay women and people with eyes) but I must be the only person in this club that didn’t get the memo, because I have no idea what the big deal about straight girls is. Can someone please explain? … Continue Reading
So apparently this is actually a thing: … Continue Reading
Like, I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, it obviously isn’t. But I find myself listening to a song, liking it, figuring out the words and singing along, and then all of a sudden, I sound like the office pervert. … Continue Reading
by Fish Cake
If variety is the spice of life, then it is an indispensable part of a healthy and active sex life. Though some lesbians shun them – for reasons are beyond me – sex toys are a fantastic addition to one’s sex life, serving not only to de-vanilla the most perfunctory of sexual relationships, but also to help stave off that dreaded homo affliction – Lesbian Bed Death. … Continue Reading
by Fish Cake
I had a chat with a friend the other day. In between games of pool and rounds of vodka + tonic, I, in my infinite lesbian wisdom, was asked for advice – girl advice. Well, I said, tell me what you know. Amongst the impressive (?) list he reeled off was one particular gem that caught my ear: ‘…and if a girl puts out on the first date, she’s easy’. … Continue Reading
by Gingerbread
There’s no good time to run into an ex, really – if she’s someone you don’t want to see, then you’re never going to be prepared for that unexpected drop in your stomach at the mere sight of her. But as if an impromptu encounter with an ex under normal circumstances just isn’t traumatic enough… … Continue Reading
Dear straight girl,
Hello! It’s nice to meet you. You seem lovely. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. First though, there are some things you need to know about me. Number one: I’m Indian. Two: I like comic books and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and have ridiculous amounts of irrelevant pop culture references at my fingertips (seriously, test me). Three: I’m a lesbian. Yes! You heard that right. I know you did because you just sat up straight and your eyes look all shiny now. … Continue Reading
by the Dokter
*Disclaimer : We have recently been receiving lengthy emails from one anonymous reader, which chart her rather rabid and frightening successful journey as a Turner of Straighties. TMC thought it only responsible to publish said emails, so that the unsuspecting heterosexuals amongst you can defend yourself against this particularly virile type of lesbian. We are appalled. And slightly aroused.*
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by Fairy Cake
My first kiss was an emo. Her name was Lyndsey. She had hair like Belgian Sheepdog and a nose ring. She smelt like a council estate sofa and she didn’t give a fuck about anything except when the next Drive-Thru records compilation was coming out.
by Gingerbread
Goodbye February – ‘the month of Love’, as my close chum so charmingly labelled it a week before Valentine’s Day. I’m very happy to welcome in March, what with the warmer weather it promises, but in honour of the departing month I thought I’d treat you all to my top 10 worst ways of expressing your love for someone else. For those of you who may have attempted any of these feats – shame on you. Hang your heads, look away and know without doubt that we all judge you! … Continue Reading
by Devil’s Food Cake and Punschkrapfen
There’s an art to a one-night stand, a kind of magic to picking up a stranger in a bar (or wherever) and going home with them for a night of… ahem. They’re not necessarily the nicest of situations, and all too often we’re told that casual sex is a bad thing, the practice of harlots and women with loose morals. But let’s face it: if sex is a good thing (and it is) then there’s nothing wrong with a healthy dose with a one-time partner. If you’re going to do it though, do it right – here’s how. … Continue Reading
Dating – it’s a weird world out there. The newly or currently single amongst us know this, and those who are spoken for should be glad they don’t know this. But if you’re lost or unsure, or simply have no clue what you’re doing, fear not. There is one source of advice that betters all others – this is, of course, the television. I mean, if the lezzers on TV can pull it off, why can’t you? … Continue Reading
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