Newsflash from the world of celebrity, where every opinion is indispensable: apparently, according to Jeremy Clarkson, TV is obsessed with hiring ‘Black, Muslim Lesbians’. This is to balance out the heterosexual, white male surplus. Forget the fact that I generally think Jeremy Clarkson is a knob, what I’d really like to know is where all these black, Muslim lesbians are. That’s a show I’d definitely watch.
There are a lot of things that make me angry. Cars that speed up when they see pedestrians, for example. Children who scream at their parents. Idiot spiritual leaders that like to blame highly controversial and illegal activity on homosexuals as opposed to deep-rooted issues within their religious movement.
by Florentine
This morning, like most mornings, I sat at my desk doing as all conscientious employees do before their first coffee of the day - perusing the internet for cheap, yet tasteful (and entirely legal) thrills. Simultaneously, I waged the usual battles against an influx of predictably depressing news concerning Pork Flu, Katie Price’s most recent interview blunder and Boris Johnson’s face. … Continue Reading
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