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Cake Snaps at Howlers, July 22nd

July 25, 2011 SCENE 6 Comments
Cake Snaps at Howlers, July 22nd

by Hot Cakes

Dalston’s sweatiest, nastiest, basement venue, Vogue Fabrics, ushered in a new club night called Howlers which describes itself as  ”A club night for howlers and party gals.”  Not sure if I saw any wolves but I definitely saw a panda. The energy of the exquisite, perfectly mixed crowd was electric and made for an incredible first night!

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In defence of Soho: why our former capital isn’t THAT BAD

May 5, 2011 SCENE 14 Comments
In defence of Soho: why our former capital isn’t THAT BAD

by Devil’s Food Cake

Once upon a time, there was a place called Soho. It was great. It was seedy and full of drag queens and there was this great place called Ghetto that was open every night and (mostly) played great music. And then at some point along the way, Ghetto was demolished and a bunch of clubs closed down or moved and all these nights opened up in East London – and all of a sudden, it seemed like there was no reason to go to Soho anymore. … Continue Reading

Lesbo laziness (Or, please stop telling me about this new club, I’m not interested)

March 21, 2011 SCENE 16 Comments
Lesbo laziness (Or, please stop telling me about this new club, I’m not interested)

by Battenberg Cake

It’s hard being a lesbian. I don’t mean stuff like homophobia or job discrimination or being yelled at on the street, which is totally important and should be taken seriously (although probably not in this article). I mean it’s really difficult being a lesbian if you’re lazy. Like I am. … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Dick and Fanny, January 29th

February 3, 2011 SCENE 1 Comment
Cake snaps at Dick and Fanny, January 29th

by Hot Cakes

On Saturday afternoon I headed to Broadway Market to meet some friends for coffee, and, as usual, I bumped into/saw nearly every homo in East London. A recurring conversation was, of course, the night’s most popular party, Dick & Fanny: what time are you getting there and what ever are you going to wear? … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Homosexual Disco, October 27th

November 4, 2010 SCENE No Comments
Cake snaps at Homosexual Disco, October 27th

by Ground Almond

Homosexual Disco is a new weekly night at Bar 23 in Stoke Newington for people who are basically a bit rubbish at being gay. … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Slammer Bar, October 29th

November 3, 2010 SCENE No Comments
Cake snaps at Slammer Bar, October 29th

by Ground Almond

Calling all art fags, cocktail lovers and vinyl enthusiasts – slammer bar wants you to enjoy a tasty beverage, art exhibitions … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Hell House, October 30th

October 31, 2010 SCENE 3 Comments
Cake snaps at Hell House, October 30th

by Lemon Tart

Today, probably thankfully for most cake readers, I am too hungover to write my usual piece of drivel about nothing (posters on the tube, supermarkets etc). … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Koochooloo, October 22nd

October 28, 2010 SCENE 2 Comments
Cake Snaps at Koochooloo, October 22nd

by Ground Almond
Koochooloo had its first birthday on Friday night at the McQueen in Shoreditch. … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Queen Bees, October 22d

October 26, 2010 SCENE No Comments
Cake Snaps at Queen Bees, October 22d

by Hot Cakes

Last Friday night, Queen Bees moved to Bethnal Green’s The Resistance Gallery. The new venue breathed new life into the party with its convenient East London location, intimate space, cozy warm decor and outdoor patio. … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, October 7th

October 8, 2010 SCENE 1 Comment
Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, October 7th

by Lemon Tart

As everyone knows, Dalston Superstore is not a superstore. Nor is Twat Boutique a shop. However, there is a Tesco supermarket just opposite.

The inevitable question has to arise… which is better: Tesco or Dalston Superstore? … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Koochooloo, September 24th

September 29, 2010 SCENE 5 Comments
Cake Snaps at Koochooloo, September 24th

by Ground Almond

Koochooloo quotes of the night, try matching these to a photo :

Straight girl walks down into club, then back upstairs: “I wish they had a boys’ version” … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Koochooloo, August 20th

August 27, 2010 SCENE No Comments
Cake Snaps at Koochooloo, August 20th

by Ground Almond

Koochooloo returned to Playtime Bar basement once again with a rockstar theme firmly placed in order (Happy Birthday Becky).
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Cake Snaps at Koochooloo, July 24th

July 30, 2010 SCENE 1 Comment
Cake Snaps at Koochooloo, July 24th

by Ground Almond

Since Koochooloo changed venues for the summer to the slightly more posh central location – Playtime Bar basement in Angel, there have been a few noticeable changes at hand…
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