Home » Twat Boutique » Recent Articles:

Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, 5 April

April 10, 2012 SCENE 3 Comments
Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, 5 April

by Hot Cakes

So I was out last night with some fashion designer friends, and as you do, gossip figured heavily into the conversation.

… Continue Reading

Ten London Lesbian Club Nights we’ll be going to in 2011

December 30, 2010 SCENE 7 Comments
Ten London Lesbian Club Nights we’ll be going to in 2011

by Petit Fours

Dalston is firmly the centre of London’s gayland with a large number of nights happening on or just off the Kingsland Road including Twat Boutique in the Superstore and Other People’s Property in the Korsan Bar, and there’s a scattering of others at either end of that enormous thoroughfare – in lesbian classic Stoke Newington or Shoreditch, … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, October 7th

October 8, 2010 SCENE 1 Comment
Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, October 7th

by Lemon Tart

As everyone knows, Dalston Superstore is not a superstore. Nor is Twat Boutique a shop. However, there is a Tesco supermarket just opposite.

The inevitable question has to arise… which is better: Tesco or Dalston Superstore? … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, August 5th

August 13, 2010 SCENE 2 Comments
Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, August 5th

by Hot Cakes

While the gays of California (along with many happy gays all over the globe) were celebrating the overturning of Prop 8 (California’s ban on gay marriage), the lesbians of East London (and their chums) were doing everything but being matrimonial at Dalston Superstore. … Continue Reading

TMC Interview: Crystal Fighters hit logs and tell us about their tonsils

August 1, 2010 MUSICMAKERS No Comments
TMC Interview: Crystal Fighters hit logs and tell us about their tonsils

by Anna, pictures by Holly Falconer

Okay I admit it – I’d been expecting five Crystal Fighters: three boys and two Spanish girls with poetic things to say about Basque mysticism and chord structures. And perhaps some leaves sticking in their hair, going by the promo shots that wasn’t wildly unreasonable. Anyway we just got the boys – Sebastian, Gilbert and Graham – but they were great too. We pressed them into them into the greasy leather seats at the Twat Boutique Warehouse and made them answer our questions.
… Continue Reading

When Peaches came to Twat Boutique

August 1, 2010 MUSICMAKERS No Comments
When Peaches came to Twat Boutique

by Petit Fours, photo Holly Falconer

Peaches DJ-ed at the Twat Boutique Warehouse Party, I managed to grab her arm, but then had to let go because she was in pain and Holly took one picture.

Considering Peaches has probably fisted more bodily cavities than I’ve ever seen, pretty much taught me all the slang words for genitalia that I know, and has well, released a shitload of cult electroclash hits, I was pretty nervous about meeting her in the flesh. … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, July 1st

July 5, 2010 SCENE 1 Comment
Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, July 1st

by Lemon Tart

So. I could pretend that when I was growing up my Dad was Bruce Forsyth and my life was a spinny whirl of ex-Eastenders stars, artistes and celebrity hairdressers. But this was not the case. Well, apart from the fact that God apparently lived in our village … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, June 3rd

June 10, 2010 SCENE 4 Comments
Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, June 3rd

by Lemon Tart

Someone asked me on my Facebook wall recently what they sell at this night under my “attending” entry on my newsfeed. Err. Yeah. And that was from a lovely Canadian friend, and I won’t ever have anything said against that section of the global community. But yeah: … Continue Reading

Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, May 6th

May 9, 2010 SCENE 1 Comment
Cake Snaps at Twat Boutique, May 6th

by Lemon Tart

May 6th and a hung parliament loomed ahead… but Twat Boutique dolled out double strength fun regardless. Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs guest-DJ’d, … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Twat Boutique, April 1st

April 8, 2010 SCENE 1 Comment
Cake snaps at Twat Boutique, April 1st

by Lemon Tart

I don’t know about you, dear reader, but I’m struggling to remember the time I was a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed punter skipping down the street to Twat Boutique last week. Easter’s potent combination of revelries and sleep has left London dopey and doe-eyed, blinking against the constant rain. … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Twat Boutique, March 4th

March 8, 2010 SCENE No Comments
Cake snaps at Twat Boutique, March 4th

by Lemon Tart

There ain’t no document of a night like a Christa Holka document of a night… biblical proportions. Every one’s a winner… enjoy… … Continue Reading

Cake snaps at Twat Boutique, February 4th

February 16, 2010 SCENE 1 Comment
Cake snaps at Twat Boutique, February 4th

by Lemon Tart

As usual, Twat Boutique was filled with all manner of fun: including the top notch Hannah Holland DJing and a whole host of delightful dolls. Supreme as ever.

Excuse the tardiness with these pics… they’re almost vintage now, in scene time anyway eh?… … Continue Reading

Tuesday Top Ten … pouts

February 2, 2010 SCENE 9 Comments
Tuesday Top Ten … pouts

by Death by Chocolate

During the first six months of TMC’s giddy adventure, Lemon Tart has trawled the East End with her trusty camera, super sized flash and unfortunately inebriated assistants/cakettes more times than she cares to remember, snapping you at your very finest.  Back at Cake HQ we can’t help but notice the impressive array of pouting talent that has been splashed across our little corner of cyber space as a result, … Continue Reading

TMC ON FACEBOOK: LIKE US PLZ!


Recent Comments

  • Haydon: Well, yes, it's fabulous - but.............
  • EatYourGreen: 8) is too funny 2) makes me slightly...
  • .: "ORAL SEX BETWEEN WOMEN isn’t the obviou...
  • em: please, thats Boris in a wig....
  • Frida: Help me cakes! Will I just turn up at Re...
  • Kat: Number 3 from your last review was answe...
  • Jez: Hmmm...I nervously anticipate this artic...
  • BeauParleur: Really awkward when Sam stormed round an...
  • Haza: Agree with Sara although I think the fuc...
  • Devils Food Cake: I LOVE HIM. AND THIS....

CAKE TAGS

Events Calendar

CONTACT US