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Posted March 4, 2011 by in WE LIKE
 
 

Friday Fancy – Alternative Girls (…naked ones, so NSFW)

by Fairy Cake

My first kiss was an emo.  Her name was Lyndsey.  She had hair like Belgian Sheepdog and a nose ring.  She smelt like a council estate sofa and she didn’t give a fuck about anything except when the next Drive-Thru records compilation was coming out.

She looked dark.  She wasn’t, of course.  But who wants real dark really?  I dug that fake dark shit.  No one wants a chick with a criminal record or a body count at 15.  Observe Heathers.  Her collection of bizarre pound-shop dragon statues and Wicca spellbooks was more than enough.

I got to kiss her on the condition that I would flash her boyfriend Chris my boobies.  It was a fair trade-off.

Anyway – ever since, I get weak at the sight of a plastic rainbow necklace or a corset piercing.  Tattoos, leather, excessive eyeliner.  Women wearing stripey knee-high socks.  Girls that look like Vikki Blows. These are sure-fire lines to my loins.  So here.  Have some alternative girls.  Being alternative.  In varying states of undress.

Pictures from SuicideGirls.com and various sexy Tumblrs including :

Alternative Girls

BrownBodies

She’s So…

Inkd Girls

Girls In Ink

Have a happy Friday! ;)