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Friday Fancy – Alternative Girls (…naked ones, so NSFW)

March 4, 2011 WE LIKE 8 Comments

by Fairy Cake

My first kiss was an emo.  Her name was Lyndsey.  She had hair like Belgian Sheepdog and a nose ring.  She smelt like a council estate sofa and she didn’t give a fuck about anything except when the next Drive-Thru records compilation was coming out.

She looked dark.  She wasn’t, of course.  But who wants real dark really?  I dug that fake dark shit.  No one wants a chick with a criminal record or a body count at 15.  Observe Heathers.  Her collection of bizarre pound-shop dragon statues and Wicca spellbooks was more than enough.

I got to kiss her on the condition that I would flash her boyfriend Chris my boobies.  It was a fair trade-off.

Anyway – ever since, I get weak at the sight of a plastic rainbow necklace or a corset piercing.  Tattoos, leather, excessive eyeliner.  Women wearing stripey knee-high socks.  Girls that look like Vikki Blows. These are sure-fire lines to my loins.  So here.  Have some alternative girls.  Being alternative.  In varying states of undress.

Pictures from SuicideGirls.com and various sexy Tumblrs including :

Alternative Girls

BrownBodies

She’s So…

Inkd Girls

Girls In Ink

Have a happy Friday! ;)

Currently there are "8 comments" on this Article:

  1. Banana Bread says:

    Is that girl blowing smoke on a cock?! :(

  2. Fairy Cake says:

    I believe she is! I didn’t notice it before but I’m inclined to leave it. It’s still hot. And we gotta rep for the bi girlies too (myself included)

  3. My first love was a goth (who also liked R&B), shes been a big influence on my life.
    Stll <3 suicide girls.

  4. petit fours says:

    love it – glad this post happened .
    back when i was at school – all the gays were goths because that was what you had to be if you were alternative
    it was also hot.

  5. Yeah I think I got more stuff thrown at me at school for being a goth than being gay.
    \m/
    Goths are totally hot. Slimelight is the new (old) G.A.Y

  6. Kendal Mint Cake says:

    I bet that cock will taste awful now she’s done that.

  7. Sticky Toffee Pudding says:

    Ahem. Thats a whole lot of nakedness for one post. Fallen on tough times have we Fairy Cake?

  8. Is it sad that I can actually name #6, #7 and #11?

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