Gay Moment #1
by Petit Fours
Last week, I was in First Out, with a plate of houmous, pitta bread and vegan guacamole. Someone was trying to point out something in G3 to me, when Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches came on and I was like “OMG I love this song!” and started singing “sucking on my titties like you wanted me.. etc”.
Suddenly a little light flickered at the back of my head, and I realised that everything I was doing was really gay. I’d say 8.5 on the gay scale- at least! Short of someone projecting the L-Word onto the pitta bread, it really couldn’t get much gayer.
I just wanted to share that.