Gay Moment #1
by Petit Fours
Last week, I was in First Out, with a plate of houmous, pitta bread and vegan guacamole. Someone was trying to point out something in G3 to me, when Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches came on and I was like “OMG I love this song!” and started singing “sucking on my titties like you wanted me.. etc”.
Suddenly a little light flickered at the back of my head, and I realised that everything I was doing was really gay. I’d say 8.5 on the gay scale- at least! Short of someone projecting the L-Word onto the pitta bread, it really couldn’t get much gayer.
I just wanted to share that.
Would’ve been gayer if the picture your friend had been pointing out in G3 was of a lovely Birkenstock-wearing cat.
yes true. also if i’d been wearing birkenstocks too. all that would ramp it up to a dizzying 9.6 i reckon