Things Lesbians Like #1: Mullets
So many stereotypes, so little time. But myths must be dispelled, or the rules at least proven, so week by week we’ll be going through a list of Things Lesbians Like. Business in the front, party in the back – let’s start with mullets.
Now, having not actually ever seen a lesbian with a mullet (in real life), I’m not really sure where this gem comes from. None of my friends have mullets. I must conclude therefore that this comes from that vault of myths in which lesbians are all disturbed murderers and secretly want a good dick (blurgh).
All my dissing aside, mullets aren’t all bad, I guess. Don’t get me wrong there are certain things that will never cut the mustard. Like this:
No matter how much I like Kristen Stewart, this hair is not good. Not at all. On the other hand though, regardez:
See? Not so bad. In fact, I would.
When it comes down to passing judgement on the ‘lesbian’ penchant for mullets then, I guess I’d have to come down somewhere in the middle. Obviously we would never want to meet Joe Dirt, but would we really say no to a little party in the back?
What do you think of mullets?
I say where’s the best place to get a mullet in London?
the question is where mullet stops and kooky asymetric undercut wild scooped-out bob begins. Well maybe that isn’t always the question, but some great lez hair styles get plastered with the mullet label and really they’re so much more.
well, i think anyway…
just a thought, do you ever get blonde mullets or are they always dark?
oh no you do. i forgot about the 70s and like Princess Di had one didn’t she?
She did, I believe. The mullet in the thumbnail is blonde as well. I think it maybe looks a little better the darker it is. Or maybe I’m just partial to a bit of Tegan and Sara.