by TMC

Well I bet you’ve never seen this format in any other magazine/website right?

Erm if the shoe fits, wear it. Or something like that.

UP

Warner Bros, who are currently working on a remake of cult film The Hunger, which starred Catherine Deneuve as a bisexual vampire, as well as Susan Sarandon as her lover, and David Bowie.

Power lesbians.  Anyone feel the urge for shoulder pads coming on?

Straight girls rocking dykey hair.  If the latest celeb trends are anything to go by, the most essential tool for styling your hair these days is the humble razor.  From Sarah Harding’s progressively punky locks and the Sugababe’s Amelle Berrabah’s neatly shaved right-side, right through to Rihanna’s all-out Mohawk – the heteros are finally throwing their bleached blonde hair extensions to the wind and embracing androgyny.  Yey.

Ladyhawke on Becks.  Queer and beer, together?  What’s not to like.

DOWN

Trumpet lessons.

Various female singers pretending they love the boys when they evidently don’t.  Naming no names.  The question is, is it them or their managers and PRs?

Team Murdoch.  RIP the London Paper and our weekly dose of commuting gay.

Hummous.  Why do supermarkets have about 50 different flavours of it now?  And never any normal varieties available.  Maybe we should write to an MP about this.

Fauxmosexuals.  If you want attention that bad, go stick your head in a blender.